mine :
wow…3 a.m.
long time no see…oh wait, oh yeah…oh right…how could i forget…i was in the same fucking place YESTERDAY! *growl*
thes late night non-sleeping spells are really doing nothing to help my sunny disposition, ya heard. nothing. at. all. i have come to the conclusion that sleep is nothing more than a vicious, vicious rumor that some sadist started to torture me. i wouldn’t mind if i weren’t so fucking bored.
- my gym is closed.
- my roommate is a douchebag.
- my will to clean my room has dissipated.
- my eyes are revolting against me.
- my midget is eating.
- my desire for a post-midnight snack is nonexistent.
- CL is a sleep.
- the rockstar is most likely asleep.
- jetta is asleep.
- i’ve already cleaned everything else.
- i can’t find the stand.
- i finished reading sex, drugs & cocoa puffs…
- i can’t find my remote.
- i don’t have the attention span to draw anything.
*sighs*
“i don’t know the answer…but your mother’s a whore!”
mine :
[SCENE: pineapple opening door to apartment & walking in]
[lights pineapple did not leave on are on…something in the kitchen smells un-appetizing…roommate’s door is open…light is on…]
[roommate of extreme douchebagginess’s door SLAMS shut]
pineapple: fuck. that.
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mine :
at a god damned staffing agency. bah!
and i had a whole entry typed up and everything yesterday but motherfuckin’ Adobe Acrobat crashed the hell out of my computer and the entry dissolved into ether as i was forced to restart my god damned computer. bah squared!
although i *did* get free chocolate yesterday — more on that later — and had FUN TIMES with jetta and rosco. w00t! so you know…something good came out of it.
and now i gotta figure out how to get my ass downtown in time. yip.
mine :
…as a job.
*giggles*
no. seriously. i’m broke, yo. and slowly going out of my mind. i’ve worked in some way, shape, or form since i was like 12…ya heard. being without something to do (school, work, sports, etc.) is slowly driving me insane. sure i have my IT gig in central in the evenings, but dude. even at that i’m like…bored out of my fucking mind and MAKING UP shit to do. because there really isn’t a whole lot for me to do.
but man…
mine :
pineapple (11:09:53 PM): i love him to pieces
jetta (11:10:01 PM): lol as do i
jetta (11:10:03 PM): as do i
pineapple (11:10:21 PM): if he were a box of chocolates, i would eat him up. then vomit. then eat him all over again.
jetta (11:10:33 PM): gross
jetta (11:10:38 PM): id just f*ck him like an animal
jetta (11:10:43 PM): and bring myself closer to god
that. is. all.
mine :
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*hums themesong to jeopardy*
Thursday, November 6th, 2003wow…3 a.m. long time no see…oh wait, oh yeah…oh right…how could i forget…i was in the same fucking place YESTERDAY! *growl* thes late night non-sleeping spells are really doing nothing to help my sunny disposition, ya heard. nothing. at. all. i have come to the conclusion that sleep is nothing more than a vicious, vicious […]
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pineapple’s roommate is a douchebag
Wednesday, November 5th, 2003[SCENE: pineapple opening door to apartment & walking in] [lights pineapple did not leave on are on…something in the kitchen smells un-appetizing…roommate’s door is open…light is on…] [roommate of extreme douchebagginess’s door SLAMS shut] pineapple: fuck. that.
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pineapple has another interview
Wednesday, November 5th, 2003at a god damned staffing agency. bah! and i had a whole entry typed up and everything yesterday but motherfuckin’ Adobe Acrobat crashed the hell out of my computer and the entry dissolved into ether as i was forced to restart my god damned computer. bah squared! although i *did* get free chocolate yesterday — […]
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*sigh*
Tuesday, November 4th, 2003i miss the rockstar… pineapple = teh lame
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pineapple has considered teh phone sXe
Monday, November 3rd, 2003…as a job. *giggles* no. seriously. i’m broke, yo. and slowly going out of my mind. i’ve worked in some way, shape, or form since i was like 12…ya heard. being without something to do (school, work, sports, etc.) is slowly driving me insane. sure i have my IT gig in central in the evenings, […]
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rosco is hot
Monday, November 3rd, 2003pineapple (11:09:53 PM): i love him to pieces jetta (11:10:01 PM): lol as do i jetta (11:10:03 PM): as do i pineapple (11:10:21 PM): if he were a box of chocolates, i would eat him up. then vomit. then eat him all over again. jetta (11:10:33 PM): gross jetta (11:10:38 PM): id just f*ck him […]
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