75° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, unbuttoned.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
-25° F: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
-100° F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can’t start their kahs
-460° F(absolute 0 on the Kelvin scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying, “Cold nuff for ya?”
-500° F: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
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