75° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, unbuttoned.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
-25° F: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
-100° F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can’t start their kahs
-460° F(absolute 0 on the Kelvin scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying, “Cold nuff for ya?”
-500° F: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
::sigh::
so i had a long weekend. yay for martin luther king, jr. yo!
yesterday was all kinds of special that ended up with me nearly losing my god damned phone. which is a BAD THING. let’s see: laundry didn’t get done, my roommate is a douchebag, jetta lost her wallet, rosco is frustrated, my parents still hate me, brandon was semi-annoying, it’s been cold as fuck and i fell for the rockstar all over again because he was being sweet (and looking awesome). oh and the fucking patriots won the AFC championship. ::growl:: of all the fucked up things. but luckily, the same luck that watched over jetta’s wallet watched over my errant cellphone.
thank fucking christ.
so yeah, i spent all day spazzing about my phone; i did manage to get my shopping done, but have yet to do laundry. i may never do laundry again in my natural life. it’s just so…bluuuugh. fuck a laundry! oh, and fuck a public transportation!
::shakes fists::
fucking allston …er, whatever… up and towed norah’s car tonight. not fucking kosher, dude. not at all. we all went to mike#2347’s (the TALL dude known as mr. small) house to play chess & whatnot and in the couple of hours we were there (in which i got my ass kicked repeatedly) and when we went outside, the car was fucking gone!
fucking towed, yo!
how fucked up is that? totally fucked. and it was like 11:30 p.m. when we were leaving AND it is cold as a motherfuck AND the T is on holiday schedule! fuck that™. i hope she made it home okies. it was good to see her tonight. oh and she made me the mostest gorgeous necklace for kwanzakuhmas! heheh…so purty. i’m a fan. i ::heart:: norah.
and well, you know, i may have sucked up one side and down the other, but i *meant* to do that! heh. i was just makin’ them feel better about their chess skillz, ya heard.
hehehe.
omg.
brain = eated.
it’s so fucking late, and i gotta be up at a decent hour for work tomorrow, yo. god damn this insomnia bullshit. damn it all to hell.