wow…cannot decide what to wear with my tuxedo shirt.
i have plentiful options:
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wow…cannot decide what to wear with my tuxedo shirt.
i have plentiful options:
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or maybe it’s just fucking screwed…
::growl::
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so i knew i was a spinster in training, i jus didn’t realize that it was set in stone forevermore. but clearly while i apparently emit a sound that only assholes, crackheads, douchebags, retards and complete losers can hear i also repel all reasonably somewhat kinda normal dudes.
woo and yay! NOT.
75° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.
20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, unbuttoned.
0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows.
-25° F: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.
-100° F: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can’t start their kahs
-460° F(absolute 0 on the Kelvin scale): All atomic motion stops. People in New England start saying, “Cold nuff for ya?”
-500° F: Hell freezes over. Red Sox win World Series.
…that 2003 is fucking over.
::growl::
fuck a 2003, yo. fuck a 2004. fuck a public transportation. fuck a copley mall. fuck a boston commons. fuck a bennigans. fuck a security desk. fuck a guest services. fuck a copley theatre. fuck a chili’s. fuck new england. fuck a boston. fuck the patriots. fuck january.
fuck. the. world.
let it be known by all…fuck a paradise.
AND fuck boys. they suck. all of them.
::growl::
wow…cannot decide what to wear with my tuxedo shirt. i have plentiful options:
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or maybe it’s just fucking screwed… ::growl::
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so i knew i was a spinster in training, i jus didn’t realize that it was set in stone forevermore. but clearly while i apparently emit a sound that only assholes, crackheads, douchebags, retards and complete losers can hear i also repel all reasonably somewhat kinda normal dudes. woo and yay! NOT.
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75° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe. 20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, unbuttoned. 0° F: All the people in Miami die. New Englanders close the windows. -25° F: Las Vegas disintegrates. People in New England rummage […]
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…that 2003 is fucking over. ::growl:: fuck a 2003, yo. fuck a 2004. fuck a public transportation. fuck a copley mall. fuck a boston commons. fuck a bennigans. fuck a security desk. fuck a guest services. fuck a copley theatre. fuck a chili’s. fuck new england. fuck a boston. fuck the patriots. fuck january. fuck. […]
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let it be known by all…fuck a paradise. AND fuck boys. they suck. all of them. ::growl::
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