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Today was really orgastic
I got out of bed because the evil office overlords demand my presence, those bastards!!! (they erode souls)
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua’s bail. He’s such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He’s only 16!
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I’m going to cut out Robert’s heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s some photos of my cock.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I’m not suffering alone. It’s cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.
OBEY THE PANTS!!!!
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.
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ok…so wow, i am happiful today, like seriously insanely happiful. it’s kinda weird, i’ve been bouncing around and humming and cheerful and such all freaking morning and now well into the afternoon. heh. sean has been all ‘why are you so chipper?’ and such. but damnit, i’m in a good mood!
::grins::
well, ok so maybe i know *why* i’m so freakinsly giddy today. yeah, that’s right…fucking giddy…heh. it is all because of this morning’s commute to work — amazing, eh? i’m so *not* a morning person — on the accursed b-train.
you see, there’s this uber-cute boy who always rides the b-train when i do (or at least, often enough that i recognize him by now), listening to his headphones whilst i bop around to my ipod and read. today was already different because i didn’t remember my book. or rather, because i left it in norah’s car last night, on accident. anyway, all i had to occupy me was my music and trying to not fall flat on my ass in the crowded train. and subway boy kept looking over at me between trying to get his busted headphones to work properly, but you know, i didn’t think anything of it, right? cuz dude…this be one fine-ass brotha, ya heard. wtf would he look at me for?
welllllllllll….
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this is so fucked up: Free Scooter Burch!
seriously, what the fucking hell, people!?!?!? i really have no words for bullshit of this ilk. i really & truly do not. why in god’s name am i going back there? WHY?!?!?!
::growls::
what is it about that god-damned place and their desire to fuck over me & everybody i love? huh? why?! (WHY MY PIGGY!?!? I LOVEDED YOU PIGGY!!! I LOVEDED YOU!!!!) ::ahem:: seriously, they’re fucking over norah, they’re fucking over the midget, they’re fucking over me, they’re eating rosco and they’re trying to eat jetta.
fuck that.
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just an ordinary day…
Friday, May 28th, 2004Today was really orgastic I got out of bed because the evil office overlords demand my presence, those bastards!!! (they erode souls) I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night. I’m so hardcore. Me […]
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“I love you with a festering love born deep within my pants!!!”
Friday, May 28th, 2004— sean heh. what can i say? i’m a loveable girl :D
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Thursday, May 27th, 2004:D ok…so wow, i am happiful today, like seriously insanely happiful. it’s kinda weird, i’ve been bouncing around and humming and cheerful and such all freaking morning and now well into the afternoon. heh. sean has been all ‘why are you so chipper?’ and such. but damnit, i’m in a good mood! ::grins:: well, ok […]
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2004SEE!!! I RULE ALL!!!! MUAH HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!! see my nation
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harvard can eat me & like it
Wednesday, May 26th, 2004this is so fucked up: Free Scooter Burch! seriously, what the fucking hell, people!?!?!? i really have no words for bullshit of this ilk. i really & truly do not. why in god’s name am i going back there? WHY?!?!?! ::growls:: what is it about that god-damned place and their desire to fuck over me […]
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