i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

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what the midget says goes, damnit!
5.3.04 at 7:33 pm

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midget (7:30:24 PM): you’re an amazing brilliant person

duh.

now if everyone will unquestioningly obey the will of the midget we can get along just fine, thank you very much. :P

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spring is being sprung, yo.
at 10:10 am

category : blahblahblah

boston has this uncanny ability to master the art of Deceptive Weather. you’ll wake up in the morning and the sun will be shining so brightly you have to shield your eyes to look out the window because it’s just so sunshiny. so you get up and get ready to face the day and when you get outside you fall to your knees in agony crying out at your own wretched stupidity of falling for the “appearance” of the weather. more often than not, when it’s beautifully sunshiny and bright outside, the second you step out the door you are blasted with the near-arctic wind that you can’t *see* but definitely exists beneath the deceptive pretense of a balmy day. fuck that noise. seriously.

on the other hand, it will appear very muggy and gross out. most likely with rain approaching. so you’ll get dressed up for that. grab a coat and such before you head out the door. and that’s when the weather will be balmy and comfortable and perfect, despite outward appearances of fugliness.

i think the east coast just enjoys fucking with our minds.

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the mind bullets of friendship
at 2:19 am

category : glee, say what?

my friends rule, they really do. midget & i came up with the mind bullets back in the first Summer of Insanity (summer 2002, christ has it really been *that* long?!) and it became apparent we share teh braincell. however, jetta and i *so* have mind bullets. it’s inevitable. it’s fabulous. it rules. i was rememberatin’ something from the other day and it further illustrated the mind bullets of friendship. norah is always in my brain. which is understandable, since we both have the mentality of an 11-year-old-boy.

observe:

scooter (16:10:08): why are people so stupid?
scooter(16:10:11): I’m just curious?
scooter (16:10:15): is it something in the water?
pineapple (16:10:16): um…something in the water?
scooter (16:10:18): HAHAH
pineapple (16:10:19): oh dear lord
pineapple (16:10:22): GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!
scooter (16:10:22): BRAIN. OUT. NOW!
pineapple (16:10:25): STOP IT!
scooter (10:16:26): hehehehehehehheehe

betwix the two of us, there are *many* moments like this…and you know what? i wouldn’t have it any other way. my friends rule.

another example of why norah rules:
scooter (14:28:56): this computer’s been such a pain, it had better suck my dick to get on my good side again.

:laugh:

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what the midget says goes, damnit!

Monday, May 3rd, 2004

midget (7:30:24 PM): you’re an amazing brilliant person duh. now if everyone will unquestioningly obey the will of the midget we can get along just fine, thank you very much. :P

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spring is being sprung, yo.

Monday, May 3rd, 2004

boston has this uncanny ability to master the art of Deceptive Weather. you’ll wake up in the morning and the sun will be shining so brightly you have to shield your eyes to look out the window because it’s just so sunshiny. so you get up and get ready to face the day and when […]

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the mind bullets of friendship

Monday, May 3rd, 2004

my friends rule, they really do. midget & i came up with the mind bullets back in the first Summer of Insanity (summer 2002, christ has it really been *that* long?!) and it became apparent we share teh braincell. however, jetta and i *so* have mind bullets. it’s inevitable. it’s fabulous. it rules. i was […]

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