::sighs:: boy oh boy am i having a great weekend, yo. absolutely fabulous. really, it is…yeah, i know? “who are you and what have you done with pineapple?” heh. i’m so fucking cheerful these days, or content, or just plain happy or something. every day is pretty much fucktacular, even when work tries to eat my soul or otherwise make me want to spork my own eyeballs out, i’m doin’ pretty good.
so weekend recap, right? word.
palabras…
let me just say that it was the best weekend ever, and that was large in part due to the fact that my roommate was GONE for the WHOLE THING!!! yay!
anyway…
friday: office. closed. at. 1 pm. w00t!!!! after finding out the night before that AIG cut me a LIVE check i had to get to the bank and deposit it and then curse them out for fucking up my rent-paying plans. bastards. then i scurried down to strawberries and briefly ran into the drucifer, bought bad-er santa, was overjoyed. i got home, and sean called, apparently he was just pulling in and would be up shortly, briefly stressed because aragorn was supposed to be there at 1:30 and post-2 pm he hadn’t showed up yet. my obsessive little mind started wondering ‘wait, did we really set plans to meet or no? did we? no, we didn’t…yes, we did!’ i swear i need to stop thinking so much sometimes. then, eventually he showed up & was utterly swoon-worthy and then we headed to kenmore to the AMC fenway theatre, and i met my rosco. oh how i missed my rosco!!! i loves my rosco…loves him. we went in, i gushed over aragorn to rosco while he [aragorn] was off playing ddr, and then we found seats and waited for norahcita to show up. she finally, did and spider-man ensued. i love peter parker, can i say that? because i do, i *so* do. tobey maguire makes the peter parker of my dreams so…dreamy…;) heh, yeah that was lame, i know. ::sighs:: everybody wants a piece of spider-man? and i ask you, who doesn’t? heh.
and then, we got food at bertuccis and i’m *still* amazed at the fact that we weren’t thrown out. let me break it down for you one time: throwing dough, double entendres, prospective beaver videos, propositioning the waitress, and rosco, sean, aragorn, norah & myself all left to our own devices in public…yeah, freaking miracle. norah had to run off & make her catbox cake (more on this later…) and rosco had to get a haircut so sean, aragorn & i trekked back to mi casa to watch movies with the projector. we saw bad santa, which sean had seen before & aragorn hadn’t, and parts of narruto before heading off to the coolidge for the back-to-back kill bill extravaganza. who’s bright idea was it to start a thing like that at midnight anyway?! seriously. sean left after vol. 1, aragorn & i stuck it out till about 1/2-way through vol. 2 and then stumbled home before passing the eff out in the theatre.
ironically enough, we got home at three but didn’t go to sleep till somewheres around 5:30 am. and there was his utterly girlie moment. heh.
so then…
saturday: got up, made dirt dessert � complete with worms! yay! and played some video games with aragorn. and watched don hertzfeldt cartoons/read comics until norah came to pick me up for beach party fun at fuggy(dave)’s house. i’m afraid i confess i may be more than a little smitten with this boy. pray for mojo…pray. for. mojo. so, the drive to scituate…sunshine & music & my wench. word. we get to the party and it’s just beckypete, norah & myself in dave’s house � as everyone else has frolicked off to the beach. and let me just say, the weather was gorgeous…so gorgeous. i set out to get some sunshine & frolick and we found our friends. patty & patty’s roommate (kristen, kirsten, christina?) was there, dana & muffy, and dave. i frolicked in the water for a bit, only venturing in as far as the hem of my dress and then set about making a totally killer sandcastle. ’twas bee-yoo-ti-ful. seriously. then dana got the bright idea to make a nekkid woman out of sand, nearly life-size. but of course, it had freakishly large nipples. seriously, they were scary. but it was fabulous because we were on a family beach, yo. tons of children all around being soundly edumacated. heh heh. and then, what to compliment a nekkid sand woman? why how about a GIANT SAND COCK engaging in the BUTTSECHS!?!?!? topped off with sunscreen, um…garnish, as a happy ending? i. shit. you. not. i love my friends sometimes, i really do. there was also many, many gorgeous illegal fireworks on the beach. word, i love burnination.
much booze was consumed, and let it be known that bacardi 151 + tang is a beautiful thing, really it is. of course there was me nearly passing the eff out on the ride home (mayhaps cuz i got so little sleep the night before? hmmm?) and then being WIDE FUCKING AWAKE when i got to the apartment, but luckily catching an aeon fluxathon. w00t to the w00t!!
sunday: got up, started making the dulce de leche, made guacamole, prepped the meat & veggies for kebabs, and got ready. then arranged a ride with norahcita and headed over to casa del scooter for 4th of july festivities. and i got to meet the infamous new boyfriend, sean. hehehehe…affectionately known as ‘bondage jew.’ heeeeeeeeeee!!! he seems nice, but you know. and i *might* have threatened to rip his stomach out of his urethra if he hurts norah. *maybe*…anyway, there were burgers, meat on a stick, and my grilled pineapple con dulce de leche. word. and many many yummiful booze drinks. mmmm-mmm, good. then norah, being the ancient old lady that she is, had to take a nap and i chillaxed in the front room and read more of my book. i *heart* the dark tower now, and i’m eternally grateful to aragorn for turning me on…er, to the books…yes, to the books. ::cough::
anyway, post-nap norah asked if i wanted to see napoleon dynamite with her & the boytoy so i said ‘sure’. dudes & dudettes, i implore you, Go. See. This. Movie!!! NOW!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!! it is *so* fucking hilarious. vote for pedro, that. is. all.
sean & norah drop me off, i watch cartoons and talk to the midget, whom i love. all in all, a great 4th of july. especially considering the FUCKED UP shitty 4th i had last year…
and then…
monday: woke up, went to the gym, severely kicked own ass for hours. i lifted, i ran, i compulsively shot free-throws seeing if i still have it a little. totally ignoring the fact that anything i *had* was negligible at best in the first place. my mad bball skillz…riiiight. so i’m in cvs picking up rolls of film (now pictures) that i had been dreading due to my complete ignorance of their contents and i pay and start heading out the door when i see ‘missed call’, and it’s aragorn. [insert girlish squeal here] am i doing anything today? would i be opposed to him coming over? heh. of course not. so i call him back and we agree on 3 pm, during the course of our conversation the pleasantly sprinkling weather turns into an all-out downpour and i frolick in the rain for at least an hour after hanging up with him. then, as pineapple the human puddle, i trudge upstairs and harassinate the midget for a while. then i realize i need to shower and all that before aragorn shows up. i was uber-productive, though. i took out the trash, emptied the recycling, swept the floors and vacuumed. yay me.
due to the scourge that is public transportation in boston, he didn’t show till slightly after 4 pm. but it was fun nonetheless, and apparently i shook his world view by having *cheese* and crackers on hand. well, mainly it was the presence of cheese that confused him. heh. what? it was pepperjack…that’s good stuff!
he left around 8 pm, after getting his fill of mocking me endlessly and i procured dinner & hunkered down on the futon…only to pass the eff out fighting with my computer and drag my ass to my room at 4 am. woo and yay…not.
oh yeah, and my roommate is back.
but you know what? i’m still jonesin’ on a very, *very* lovely weekend. :D
peace out, ya heard.
