i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

you’re god damned right
8.20.04 at 4:34 pm

i am ten ninjas…

heh.

i mean, what i meant to say is i went to the consumers gig last night at all asia and it FUCKING RAWKED MY FACE!!! like you wouldn’t fucking believe, yo. spelunktacularly awesome. highlights of the absolutely stellar evening:

the rosco showed up
i got to be door wench
they played La Bamba for me
got the rosco into gay.com
drank an *entire* scorpion bowl on my ownish

rock.

although i think much drunk dialage ensued last night, which is not a good thing at all. but then again, i don’t remember any of it.

oi.

just, let it be known that i am all kinds of badass and seven different kinds of spiffy today in my summergirl dress with my toes all sparkly blue.

d-e-l-u-x-e

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mine :

Crack! it’s what’s for dinner
at 2:06 pm

category : say what?

proof that the assmunchkin is on about seven different kinds of crack:

assmunchkin (12:41:41 PM): Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
assmunchkin (12:41:44 PM): So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Iï¿½m mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Iï¿½ll show you mine tool time youï¿½ll lovett just like lyle
And then weï¿½ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
pineapple (12:42:23 PM): you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
assmunchkin (12:42:31 PM): heh – yea
pineapple (12:42:50 PM): hittin’ the crackpipe early today little one
assmunchkin (12:42:58 PM): hehehe

let it be known that this was totally unprompted by me.

*totally*

comments : nada mucho
mine :

i am such a ho…
at 11:25 am

category : blahblahblah

that.is.all.

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you’re god damned right

Friday, August 20th, 2004

i am ten ninjas… heh. i mean, what i meant to say is i went to the consumers gig last night at all asia and it FUCKING RAWKED MY FACE!!! like you wouldn’t fucking believe, yo. spelunktacularly awesome. highlights of the absolutely stellar evening: the rosco showed up i got to be door wench they […]

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Friday, August 20th, 2004

proof that the assmunchkin is on about seven different kinds of crack: assmunchkin (12:41:41 PM): Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got […]

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