i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

the 7th layer of hell involves packing tape…
8.27.04 at 2:31 pm

and endless boxes.

::growl::

i so hate packing, like you wouldn’t believe. i sit on my futon while it’s still assembled and think how in god’s name did i get so much stuff?! no, seriously…HOW?! it doesn’t appear that i have too much…but then i give it a second look and what the hell…i do?

and a good deal of it is broken or disfunctional or something. i mean, crap on crap crackers…what the hell?

::le sigh::

and the days haven’t been goin’ too good, either. seriously…invader zim day aside, the world has been tryin’ to eat me.

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sonofabitch…
8.26.04 at 8:32 pm

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dear fuckwad,

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YOU FUCKING SUCK
~~love~~sincerely,
me

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It’s Probing Day!!!
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oh.my.fucking.god.

#1. i love aragorn (see #3.)
#2. roman dirge is my future baby daddy
#3. invader zim disc set 2 ROCKS MY FUCKING FACE
#4. packing fucking sucks
#5. oh god, my papasan! my papasan!! WHY MY PAPASAN!?!?!

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the one where the weekend kicks pineapple’s ass
8.23.04 at 10:31 pm

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pray.for.mojo.

let’s see, so i had the craziest week/weekend but it was also one of the bestest ever and i’m so stoked.

and i’ll come back tomorrow and fill this entry with pineapples because i’m sooo sleepy. and sooo nauseous.

::edit::
and i’m baaaaaaaaaackkkk!!!

so yeah, the weekend of the pineapple’s birthday…heh. and also, may i note that this is the 400th ghetto fabulous entry? :cool: dance sucka dance!

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you’re god damned right
8.20.04 at 4:34 pm

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i am ten ninjas…

heh.

i mean, what i meant to say is i went to the consumers gig last night at all asia and it FUCKING RAWKED MY FACE!!! like you wouldn’t fucking believe, yo. spelunktacularly awesome. highlights of the absolutely stellar evening:

the rosco showed up
i got to be door wench
they played La Bamba for me
got the rosco into gay.com
drank an *entire* scorpion bowl on my ownish

rock.

although i think much drunk dialage ensued last night, which is not a good thing at all. but then again, i don’t remember any of it.

oi.

just, let it be known that i am all kinds of badass and seven different kinds of spiffy today in my summergirl dress with my toes all sparkly blue.

d-e-l-u-x-e

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Crack! it’s what’s for dinner
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proof that the assmunchkin is on about seven different kinds of crack:

assmunchkin (12:41:41 PM): Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
assmunchkin (12:41:44 PM): So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Iï¿½m mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Iï¿½ll show you mine tool time youï¿½ll lovett just like lyle
And then weï¿½ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
pineapple (12:42:23 PM): you and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
assmunchkin (12:42:31 PM): heh – yea
pineapple (12:42:50 PM): hittin’ the crackpipe early today little one
assmunchkin (12:42:58 PM): hehehe

let it be known that this was totally unprompted by me.

*totally*

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

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the 7th layer of hell involves packing tape…

Friday, August 27th, 2004

and endless boxes. ::growl:: i so hate packing, like you wouldn’t believe. i sit on my futon while it’s still assembled and think how in god’s name did i get so much stuff?! no, seriously…HOW?! it doesn’t appear that i have too much…but then i give it a second look and what the hell…i do? […]

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Thursday, August 26th, 2004

dear fuckwad, i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate you. i hate […]

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It’s Probing Day!!!

Thursday, August 26th, 2004

oh.my.fucking.god. #1. i love aragorn (see #3.) #2. roman dirge is my future baby daddy #3. invader zim disc set 2 ROCKS MY FUCKING FACE #4. packing fucking sucks #5. oh god, my papasan! my papasan!! WHY MY PAPASAN!?!?!

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the one where the weekend kicks pineapple’s ass

Monday, August 23rd, 2004

pray.for.mojo. let’s see, so i had the craziest week/weekend but it was also one of the bestest ever and i’m so stoked. and i’ll come back tomorrow and fill this entry with pineapples because i’m sooo sleepy. and sooo nauseous. ::edit:: and i’m baaaaaaaaaackkkk!!! so yeah, the weekend of the pineapple’s birthday…heh. and also, may […]

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you’re god damned right

Friday, August 20th, 2004

i am ten ninjas… heh. i mean, what i meant to say is i went to the consumers gig last night at all asia and it FUCKING RAWKED MY FACE!!! like you wouldn’t fucking believe, yo. spelunktacularly awesome. highlights of the absolutely stellar evening: the rosco showed up i got to be door wench they […]

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Crack! it’s what’s for dinner

Friday, August 20th, 2004

proof that the assmunchkin is on about seven different kinds of crack: assmunchkin (12:41:41 PM): Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got […]

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