this, boys and girls, is what i’ve been waiting for, what i’ve been praying for, what i’ve spent my fuckin’ summer sacrificing small children and goats for:
Dear [pineapple],
At the meeting of the Adminstrative Board this afternoon, the Board voted to accept your petition for readmission. Congratulations!
I will be writing to you over the next few days with a formal letter of readmission, as well as some advising recomendations that the Board and House wish you to follow as part of your re-transition to the College.
I am very happy to know that you will be returning, and look forward to a successful and productive academic year. In the meantime, please feel free to call me in the office to discuss any questions you have (I will be in the office 1-3pm Wednesday and Thursday).
Sincerely,
Crappy McCrapPants
Allston Burr Senior Tutor, Pforzheimer House
::does happy dance::
i’m going back to school, yo!
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