the drunkening will begin soon, accompanied by free pizza for the debates. yay!
and because i haven’t done this in a while…
five on friday
1. In social situations, do you introduce yourself first or wait for others to introduce themselves? i promptly introduce myself to the alcohol.
2. When you are attracted to someone, do you prefer to be the cat, or the mouse? what kind of furry-related bullshit is this? fuck you and fuck your freaky ass fetish, i am NOT putting on that god-damned costume!
3. When you really want to get to know someone, what do you say/ask/do? ::looks down at crotch::
::looks at person::
“it’s not gonna suck itself, hon.”
4. Describe something someone said or did that you found extremely attractive.
well, aside from your mom…playing a musical instrument. god damn it, but musicians are just so…i mean…fuck. if you’re a guitarist, you can be the ugliest sad sack on the planet but when you make those guitar noises i just melt.
straight into a puddle of goo, f’real.
stupidsexymusicians…
5. What is the lamest pick-up line you have ever heard/used?
(see also #3) your mom
