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b.l.o.g.

tick tick tick
10.29.04 at 1:03 am

category : blahblahblah

i have determined that i need the following:

because it would be amuserating if i were to go around wearing it. especially if i were to actually acquire the “i *heart* dick” tshirt and wear them together. i’m all about the conflicting messages these days. heh.

especially since i’m in the awkward ‘growing out your hair’ stage…so it’s all assy and whatnot but basically i still think i look like a dude. and homey don’t play that. at least, not lately. ::shrug:: i mean, let’s say i grow it out, and i hate it. i’ll just lop it all off again.

i have nothing important to say.

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apocalypse!!!!
10.28.04 at 12:46 am

category : teh wurld

apocalypse

did that REALLY just happen!?!?!?!

scene: outside on the moors terrace, jetta & i lookin’ up at teh eclipse
jetta: wouldn’t it be hilarious if we were layin’ out here and the sox won and everyone came running out?
pineapple: heh.
[a while later…CUE SCREAMING]
pineapple: oh shit…

it really IS a sign of the apocalypse i think…the boston redsox won the world series…the motherfuckin’ WORLD SERIES. jesus h. christ on a crackpipe…and we went down to harvard square and it was nothing but pure insanity. everyone just RAN out there, and the streets closed down, there was a band, boys waving brooms, kids playing leapfrog (i shit you not), people dancing on the T stop and drunken carousing.

i imagine fenway is a smoking crater right now…and i can still hear the screaming…

::bewildered::

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m-o-o-n
10.27.04 at 8:04 pm

category : teh wurld

that spells LUNAR ECLIPSE.

hopefully i’ll actually be back home by 10:23 EST tonight ::crosses fingers:: and will get to see this. because the next time anyone will have a chance is apparently in 2007. that’s a mighty long time away…

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c o d e w o r d
at 1:29 pm

category : filler, mehz0rz

this week’s the onion horoscope:

Leo: (July 23â€”Aug. 22): The population density of Wyoming is very low, but that doesn’t mean the people there aren’t also out to kill you.

wyoming must be secret code for calculus…

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crabs
10.26.04 at 11:47 pm

category : say what?

jetta (23:39:18): u think this is funny? i itch all over. i smell like pee. i have crabs…and lobsters…

heeeeeee! and lobsters!!!!

lobstrosities!!!

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technical difficulties
at 2:16 pm

category : mehz0rz

apparently this blog is only best viewed in netscape, firefox or safari browsers. microsoft IE can eat it, at this point. and it will, the background image will be all screwy and elsewhere. and it will be unfortunate…

i’m working on trying to figure it out, but it looks fine in firefox, so fuck IE, i say.

i mean, i’m working on it…

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i am a master procrastinator!
at 12:51 am

category : blahblahblah

i should’ve stayed in and done my math problem sets like a good lil pineapple, but what did i do? i frolicked off with marc for a few and then headed to sandrines for the stax dinner/cocktails. heh. free booze & food, what was i supposed to do?

especially with the d-hall offerings lookin’ exceptionally rank.

and work always puts together classy shindigs…i mean, catered shit and all that.

so much wine do they give.

i *heart* work get togethers, i really do. and i got to kick it with all the people from the cambridge office and meet all the chicago people, it was highly choice. the food wasn’t half bad, either. and well…i mean, i’m not a fan of wine, but about 5 glasses into the evening i was.

go figure.

of course, then when i finally got upright and left the restaurant i was pleasantly buzzed. so of course the pineapple drunk dialing was revived. i called jetta, had been txt’ing aragorn all eveningish, called faithy and my shanikqua. though, the last few were mainly cuz i was walking home to the quad in the dark and cold and all that. sometimes i just don’t want to be completely alone, ya know.

so i go up to my auxilary room to meet jetta and patrick and chillax in my inebriated state. so much random occured. flatbackyogabuttboy was there, whom i just met, and not only did he try and holla at jetta (like everyone in the free world does) but he also played a song about midgets. it was…weird.

and you know what? i had called aragorn rather than try to drunkenly answer his text message and he goes ‘can i call you back in about a 1/2 hour?’ and guess what: he did!

i mean, he said he’d call back and he actually did it. when he said he was going to!

heh. i don’t know why, but that made me get the warm and fuzzies. i suppose you know, you take what you can get & all that.

eventually i had to leave the auxilary room, though…it was getting far too special there for me to continue chillaxin’.

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

archive for October, 2004

tick tick tick

Friday, October 29th, 2004

i have determined that i need the following: because it would be amuserating if i were to go around wearing it. especially if i were to actually acquire the “i *heart* dick” tshirt and wear them together. i’m all about the conflicting messages these days. heh. especially since i’m in the awkward ‘growing out your […]

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apocalypse!!!!

Thursday, October 28th, 2004

did that REALLY just happen!?!?!?! scene: outside on the moors terrace, jetta & i lookin’ up at teh eclipse jetta: wouldn’t it be hilarious if we were layin’ out here and the sox won and everyone came running out? pineapple: heh. [a while later…CUE SCREAMING] pineapple: oh shit… it really IS a sign of the […]

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m-o-o-n

Wednesday, October 27th, 2004

that spells LUNAR ECLIPSE. hopefully i’ll actually be back home by 10:23 EST tonight ::crosses fingers:: and will get to see this. because the next time anyone will have a chance is apparently in 2007. that’s a mighty long time away…

posted in teh wurld | No Comments »

c o d e w o r d

Wednesday, October 27th, 2004

this week’s the onion horoscope: Leo: (July 23â€”Aug. 22): The population density of Wyoming is very low, but that doesn’t mean the people there aren’t also out to kill you. wyoming must be secret code for calculus…

posted in filler, mehz0rz | No Comments »

crabs

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

jetta (23:39:18): u think this is funny? i itch all over. i smell like pee. i have crabs…and lobsters… heeeeeee! and lobsters!!!! lobstrosities!!!

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technical difficulties

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

apparently this blog is only best viewed in netscape, firefox or safari browsers. microsoft IE can eat it, at this point. and it will, the background image will be all screwy and elsewhere. and it will be unfortunate… i’m working on trying to figure it out, but it looks fine in firefox, so fuck IE, […]

posted in mehz0rz | No Comments »

i am a master procrastinator!

Tuesday, October 26th, 2004

i should’ve stayed in and done my math problem sets like a good lil pineapple, but what did i do? i frolicked off with marc for a few and then headed to sandrines for the stax dinner/cocktails. heh. free booze & food, what was i supposed to do? especially with the d-hall offerings lookin’ exceptionally […]

posted in blahblahblah | No Comments »

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