*BRIANRIETTA (13:26:29): yeah he’s all moody but he’s got that special glow, and he keeps touching me to make sure I won’t leave him and I just think to myself woman you know I’m gonna marry you! settle down!
that.is.all.
*name changed to protect the not-so-innocent
and once again i find myself ashamed to be an american.
jesus h. titty-fucking christ is this for real? no, seriously?!?!
i mean, fuck.
“One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior,” said the document, obtained by the Sunshine Project. The watchdog group posted the partly blacked-out, three-page document on its Web site.
“distasteful”? to say the very fucking least.
yes, you’re god-damned right she is. not only do i have a spiffy new haircut to keep me from momentarily going insane and attacking everything in a 5 mile radius, but i also have a completely kick-ass shirt with a monkey on it now too! ROCK ON!!!
you know this boogie is for real
yeah, i’m stealing from the midget. yeah, there are about a million and one other things i could be doing right now. yeah, i just don’t give a fuck.
so?
