i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

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1.13.05 at 10:42 pm

Brad & Jen broke up
For years, we haven’t understood the Jennifer Aniston appeal. She seemed like just an influential haircut atop a cute body. But now she’s done the unfathomable and thrown over baby-hungry Brad Pitt for her career, making her a heroine for ambitious women everywhere. Unhappy women, if she can turn down BRAD PITT, surely you can leave your unsupportive, deadbeat husband. And for that, she is our crush of the week.
— Ada Calhoun

who gives a flying fuck, you say? why the teaming masses of course, but i’m particualrly amused because she broke up with him on jetta’s birthday, and is clearly leaving him available for my midget.

heh.

silly.

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You could see me reaching
So why couldn’t you have
Met me halfway
You could see me bleeding
But you could not put
Pressure on the wound

You only think about yourself
You only think about yourself
You’d better bend before I go
On the first train to Mexico

You could see me breathing
But you still kept
Your hand over my mouth

You could feel me seething
But you just turned
Your nose up in the air

You only think about yourself
You only think about yourself
You’d better bend before I go
On the first train to Mexico

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finals 2005
1.12.05 at 11:00 pm

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despite a sorely needed and highly restorative night’s sleep (yes, i *did* sleep last night!!!!), i still think i’m going to cough up a fucking lung before the evening is through. it’s just this residual bit of sickness, this little stubborn bit of icky that is clinging to my throat and making my breath catch and the most horrid coughs imaginable burst out of my throat. really uncalled for, actually. i’m hoping to thwart it before it devours me, but things are looking sketchy. i’ve been sick nearly a full week. blargh. i hate being sick.

the upside to being plague-ridden is that the combination of feeling consumed by disease and heavily drugged in the hopes of squelching said plague is that food and i are no longer on speaking terms. meaning, i’ll nibble on a handfull of nilla wafers here, or a bowl of soup there, and various bottles of juice or water, but that’s about it. you know, gotta make sure there’s something in there to absorb the over-the-counter cocktail of crap i’m choking down every day. so maybe when this whole thing is done there will be a little less pineapple around…which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. i mean, hopefully anyway.

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MY COCA IS GOING TO BE A MOMMY!!!!!

::happy dance::

yay!!! i’m so excited!!!!! i may or may not have squealed all sickly like and flew out of the room to call her when i found out. hehehehe. hooray!

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Brad & Jen broke up For years, we haven’t understood the Jennifer Aniston appeal. She seemed like just an influential haircut atop a cute body. But now she’s done the unfathomable and thrown over baby-hungry Brad Pitt for her career, making her a heroine for ambitious women everywhere. Unhappy women, if she can turn down […]

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You could see me reaching So why couldn’t you have Met me halfway You could see me bleeding But you could not put Pressure on the wound You only think about yourself You only think about yourself You’d better bend before I go On the first train to Mexico You could see me breathing But […]

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Wednesday, January 12th, 2005

despite a sorely needed and highly restorative night’s sleep (yes, i *did* sleep last night!!!!), i still think i’m going to cough up a fucking lung before the evening is through. it’s just this residual bit of sickness, this little stubborn bit of icky that is clinging to my throat and making my breath catch […]

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MY COCA IS GOING TO BE A MOMMY!!!!! ::happy dance:: yay!!! i’m so excited!!!!! i may or may not have squealed all sickly like and flew out of the room to call her when i found out. hehehehe. hooray!

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