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- apples or oranges? neither, i prefer berries.
- convertible or suv? convertible, baby!
- drowned or shot? well, i suppose it all depends upon just *where* i’d be shot…if it were in the head or heart, sure. why not? but if it’s my leg or stomach or something that won’t kill me instantly? fuck that shit.
- boxers or brief? boxers all the way.
- janet reno or star jones? ugh, is there a lesser of two evils here? wait, if i get to pick which one i want wiped off the face of the earth: reno
- ass or feet? for what? wait, what am i saying. ass!
- guinea pigs or goldfish? i dislike fish, so guinea pigs!
- tattoos or piercings? tats, baby…tats.
- BD or SM?now, i don’t entirely know what “BD” stands for…and i’m sure i’m not into SM, so uh…buh?
- “perfect 10” or “hustler”? um…wha?
- “playboy” or “suicide girls”? i know a few suicide girls, so i’ll pick that one.
- spanking or restraint? mmmmmmmmmmrestraintsmmmmmmmm
- orgy or gangbang? orgy!
- peter north or ron jeremy? gross! double uber gross
- pamela anderson or carmen electra? (see above)
- implants or naturals? implants freak me out, yo.
- lingerie or nudity? you know, i think lingerie can be pretty. tasteful lingerie, that is. but it doesn’t particularly look all that great on me. nor do i think i look all that great nekkid. ::le sigh::
- handjob or fingerbang? if you’re doin’ it right, you can do both…just sayin’…
- still pics or video? i am kinda partial to stil pics, you can whip them out whenever (heh) you know…and keep them handy
- ky or crisco? buh? gross.
