ho-ly shit. amy keyishian is clearly reading my mind…or i’m reading hers. or something.
Let me just start by admitting that I feel deep hatred for many unworthy subjects, simply because I was born with an overabundance of ire. I hate all sorts of stuff that’s not really worth it: Mini Coopers, the word “node,” flip-flops, Seinfeld, stirrup pants, tanning salons and the entire city of San Francisco. Hate. Why? Dunno. Just hate.
Mostly, though, I hate John Mayer. In this case, I do know why. I hate him because he sucks. I hated him from the moment I heard that song he became famous for, “Your Body is a Wonderland.”
whoa. i couldn’t have said it better, myself!
also, fuck you, john mayer!
upon reflection…i do not have any hatred for the word ‘node’. just sayin’