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holy shit, batman! ben affleck is breeding! sonofabitch!
why didn’t anyone get that mofo neutered? like, back when there was threat of him knockin’ up j.lo and spawning some evil mutants with her?!
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according to the totally fucking awesome margaret cho.
heh. laura bush, however, would have lysol-flavored pussy.
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who wouldn’t love this psycho? i mean, seriously? she’s teh uber-hawtt, right? not only that, but she has “issues” as well! hot damn, that’s one helluva deal right there!
didn’t anyone ever hear of ‘calling off the wedding?’
and why did this bitch have to try and blame a poor hispanic man, yo? crazy bitch.
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and before i forget: ¡feliz cinco de mayo, besitos por todos! ¡viva México! ¡viva Juárez! viva el 5 de mayo!
05-05-05, heh, it’s like uber-cinco de mayo this year. i have to say, i’m a kind of dork about stuff like that, and it amuses me. scooter says next year 06-06-06 the world will end (jokingly), but the funny thing is i bet my daddy will think it’s the evillist day in creation. seriously, he’s hella superstitious about shit like that. now that i think of it, that’s probably where i get it from. heh.
anyway, i shall endeavor to get spectacularly drunk tonight and curse those cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys up a storm — in spanish, even — if i get the chance. today i was teh uber-tired, and am likely going to be too beat post-gym to whip up anything festive for dinner. hopefully i can make fajitas or flautas or rellenos or something this weekend, in celebration.
at any rate, i require this:
6 ounces white tequila
12 ounces pineapple juice
2 ounces lime juice
2 teaspoons grenadine
Cracked ice
Pineapple slices for garnishCombine liquid (in two batches) in a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and shake well. Strain into glasses and garnish with pineapple
aw yeah…
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that’s right boys and girls, in mere days — days, i tell you! — scooter and i are venturing down to the orpheum to see the one, the only MARGARET CHO!!!! hehe, i can scarcely contain my excitement. i’m all atwitter and such (as gravy would say). it seems so long ago we got tickets, but now the weekend is upon us, cho is looming on the horizon and i couldn’t be happier. thus far, april & may are good months. aw yeah, baby…
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Leo (July 22-Aug. 22)
Your sex life is kind of staid as this week begins. Not in a bad way, necessarily, but in the way of couples who wear evening wear to the dinner table and shake hands. After, they retire to the bedchamber for officious and respectfully formal coitus . . . I was going to say you should mix things up, especially with this weekend when adventure looms, but I think this dinner table scene sounds hot. So do that! Wear evening wear to dinner and be very formal. Use terms of respect in addressing your partner. Except when you get to the bedchamber, spread your legs and gnash your teeth and crawl all over them until you come like a beast who is being consumed from within by sexual depravity.
heh. oh nerve, how you amuse me…heh-heh heh.
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