so scooter picked up the uncut, uncensored dvd of Team America: World Police, thus, officially, between the two of us, we now own every matt stone & trey parker movie. fuck yeah! ours is a blessed household. anyway, we watched it last night. jesus titty-fucking christ, i had forgotten how funny and *wrong* that movie is.
i mean, the ball jokes are all well and good, and i’m pretty certain i need to tell at least one person “now, suck my cock!” every day. i should work it into more conversations. also: cockbag. and nobody loves making fun of matt damon more than i do. because he deserves it. except…i knew…i *knew* that the whole thing about the dvd would be the extended puppet fucking scenes (that’s right, puppet fucking), yet i was not prepared.
puppet fucking in and of itself is a little disturbing to consider, but when you have the imagination of the southpark team and r. kelly as your puppet master…damn, homey…it’s all wrong. the nippulars…etc. etc. etc. thank god they actually *didn’t* add puppet wang, like it was speculated they would. that would’ve probably caused my brainmeats to explode. and it’s probably not good that the closest to pr0n i’ve seen has been in puppet form. nope, that can’t be good. then again, i’m not gearin’ up to watch fresh pink 2 anytime in this lifetime (there isn’t enough alcohol in the world, ya heard).
::shudder::
team america, fuck yeah!
puppet fucking, hellz no!
i am most likely damaged now.
