i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

…is where i’m going, and in case there were any doubts lingering, i cemented my position in the eternal fiery pits of hell by buying this: Battle Pope, the comic book!

yes, that’s former pope john paul II; and yes, that stoner lookin’ dude next to him is none other than jesus christ; and yes, oh god yes, it is the most splendidly sacrelicious thing i’ve acquired in a long ass time. even more so than my pope on a rope — which, in my defense, was a birthday present. and while, i can’t bring myself to soap up with god’s vicar on earth in the shower every morning — i’d rather just take my coffee intraveneously, thank you — i can immerse myself in the hilarious blasphemy of this awesome, fucking awesome comic book.

within the pages, not only does JP II complain about his nuts freezing and insult a demon’s junk, he totally bangs a bunch of skanks and gets hammered, and then he fights a demonic hellbeast bare ass naked! weee!!! super pope!!! and while there is some unfortunateness with nearly seeing the former pope’s bits & pieces, it is rife with hilarity & also things that will condemn me to hell. especially since they’ve drawn lucifer kind of hot in this issue. also: zombie twins (that’s right, zombies). also, next issue out in august. I AM SO BUYING IT!

and did i mention bruce lee is in it? aw yeah, bruce motherfuckin’ lee. WHOIIIIIIIIIII YAAAAAAA!!!!

i am beside myself with glee.

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he’s gone
7.10.05 at 1:46 pm

category : mehz0rz

AIRLINE
United Airlines

NUM
419

CITY
Boston, MA

DATE/TIME
07/10 10:42 AM

STATUS
ARRIVED

GATE
B26

of course, of course, he had to be right on time to go home, but his flight was delayed coming out here. ain’t it always the way?

::sigh::

i’m gonna miss the little butt nugget.

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guitar lust
7.7.05 at 6:33 pm

category : music

isn’t it a fuckin’ beauty? bloody gorgeous it is. i dare say nick is going to be the proud owner of a guitar damn near hotter than my own. i may be spoiling him.

but i mean, it’s a guitar! look at it! hottness!!! and anyway, the kid can play & is taking lessons. it’s about damned time he had a decent guitar to play.

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sick, sad world
at 11:16 am

category : teh wurld

if you haven’t already seen, it’s a bad day for public transportation in london. how awful…i mean, a goodish portion of the world that lives in major cities depends on public transportation. i know i do. and every day you get on your bus or train or subway or tube and expect it to take you where you want/need to go…rarely with thought as to whether or not some psycopath feels like — like, well, who the eff knows what makes people do things like this?

although they are already trying to find a perpetrator, and god only knows wht the bush administration will say about it. i’m sure it’ll be a christian taliban (which is basically what we have out here)/anti-terrorist crusade he’ll swear the US will have to embark upon:

An Islamist website has posted a statement – purportedly from al-Qaeda – claiming it was behind the attacks.

how fucked, and the numbers of people injured/killed are climbing, too.

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pussy disaster
7.5.05 at 10:11 am

category : blahblahblah

in honor of the 4th, i made a totally ghetto bbq feast. and all was well. food was consumed, drinks of frozen frothiness were drank, video games were played…right? and then: PUSSY ATTACK!!!

those poor, poor hotdogs & burgers.

i suppose i should be happy i don’t have to worry about leftovers, right?

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just a quickie
7.4.05 at 9:58 am

category : glee, teh wurld

my brother is here and he rocks. and we’re going to the aquarium today to harassinate the fish. that.is.all.

however, upon hearing that sandra day o’connor is retiring from the supreme court…man, talk about a buzzkill.

you just know that dubya is going to appoint some spineless, ultra-conservative, hate-montering old sack of bones first chance he gets. at least o’connor was often times a solitary voice of reason amongst the court.

just. damn.

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Monday, July 11th, 2005

…is where i’m going, and in case there were any doubts lingering, i cemented my position in the eternal fiery pits of hell by buying this: Battle Pope, the comic book! yes, that’s former pope john paul II; and yes, that stoner lookin’ dude next to him is none other than jesus christ; and yes, […]

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AIRLINE United Airlines NUM 419 CITY Boston, MA DATE/TIME 07/10 10:42 AM STATUS ARRIVED GATE B26 of course, of course, he had to be right on time to go home, but his flight was delayed coming out here. ain’t it always the way? ::sigh:: i’m gonna miss the little butt nugget.

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guitar lust

Thursday, July 7th, 2005

isn’t it a fuckin’ beauty? bloody gorgeous it is. i dare say nick is going to be the proud owner of a guitar damn near hotter than my own. i may be spoiling him. but i mean, it’s a guitar! look at it! hottness!!! and anyway, the kid can play & is taking lessons. it’s […]

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in honor of the 4th, i made a totally ghetto bbq feast. and all was well. food was consumed, drinks of frozen frothiness were drank, video games were played…right? and then: PUSSY ATTACK!!! those poor, poor hotdogs & burgers. i suppose i should be happy i don’t have to worry about leftovers, right?

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my brother is here and he rocks. and we’re going to the aquarium today to harassinate the fish. that.is.all. however, upon hearing that sandra day o’connor is retiring from the supreme court…man, talk about a buzzkill. you just know that dubya is going to appoint some spineless, ultra-conservative, hate-montering old sack of bones first chance […]

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