i am getting more than a fair chuckle at Ask the Pope. it is just the kind of sacrelicious, “bible fanfiction” type stuff that i can’t get enough of. it makes you laugh and secures you a top-knotch seat in hell! w00t!!!
on the scale of “Goodie Two-Shoes to Satan Thinks You’re a Badass”: this is maybe funnier than my pope on a rope, but not nearly as sacrelicious as the Headless-BVM-with-Raiders-Dog-Replacement-Head. then again, damn near nothing trumps Battle Pope.
mine :