i mean…yes, i im my roommate (even though we live in a microscopic apartment). so what?
me (23:50:57): what’s itunes doing now? also, what version do you have?
scooter (23:51:17): iTunes said it burned my dick, but it didn’t. It just messed it up.
scooter (23:51:24): that’s disk
scooter(23:51:28): freudian slip
me (23:51:32): you shouldn’t be sticking your dick in htere
me (23:51:39): not without lube
scooter (23:51:42): but it’s so inviting! And… slotted!
me (23:51:47): like your mom!
scooter (23:51:50): like a toaster! So feminine…
me (23:51:53): wait, what were we talking about?
fyi: toasters are the height of femininity, second only to giant squid.
Alas, my Dick does not seem to be at work. I am still dickless.