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category : say what?
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i mean…yes, i im my roommate (even though we live in a microscopic apartment). so what?
me (23:50:57): what’s itunes doing now? also, what version do you have?
scooter (23:51:17): iTunes said it burned my dick, but it didn’t. It just messed it up.
scooter (23:51:24): that’s disk
scooter(23:51:28): freudian slip
me (23:51:32): you shouldn’t be sticking your dick in htere
me (23:51:39): not without lube
scooter (23:51:42): but it’s so inviting! And… slotted!
me (23:51:47): like your mom!
scooter (23:51:50): like a toaster! So feminine…
me (23:51:53): wait, what were we talking about?
fyi: toasters are the height of femininity, second only to giant squid.
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category : mehz0rz
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the past few days (week?) have been a continuing lesson in let down. of course being sick all last week meant i had the enthusiasm of a slowly rotting cucumber, but that’s beside the point. damn near coughing up a lung is apparently not enough to prevent one’s hopes from being tentatively raised
…only to come crashing down in a giant, fiery heap of disappointment.
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category : mehz0rz
comments : nada mucho
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i just need to make it till 4:45.
everything will be ok if i can last till 4:45…
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category : mehz0rz
comments : nada mucho
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chappelle’s show can’t be over! can it?! after waiting so long and hopin’ that it comes back. 1/2 the new season is already filmed and it’s just done…just like that?!
but, what about rick james, bitch?
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category : sporty
oakland raiders: aka future baby daddies
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oakland raiders: aka future baby daddies
as training camp continues, i am more and more atwitter over the impending football season. last year i had too much bullshit going on and was mightily distracted from the ongoings of the gridiron. but i’m focused this year, i’m stoked, i can’t fuckin’ wait to see my boys tearin’ it up this year. oaktown, what?!?!?! recognize! silver and black, baby!
the Raiders first preseason game on August 13th against the San Francisco 49ers
let the countdown begin, y’all!!!
The regular season kicks off on Thursday, Sept. 8, when the Oakland Raiders and new acquisition Randy Moss go to New England to face Tom Brady and the defending Super Bowl champion Patriots.
—nfl.com
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