you know why i’m destined to be a cow forever & ever more? it’s in my fucking name, yo. i found this out in one of scooter’s many many name origin books (hello, namenerd!) a while back, but was too annoyed.
and since i can’t think of anything else to say…
mylastname
Galician and Spanish: nickname, probably for a high-spirited person, from [mylastname]‘young cow’, ‘heifer’. It may also have been a metonymic occupational name for a cowherd.
another annoying fact, people with my surname are divided into two major occupations:
keeping house
cigar maker
(source: www.ancestry.com)
while i am just getting into the delicious world of cigars. um…blah. what if someone wants to be a pimp? or you know…some shit like that.
Today I was formally reprimanded for saying pimp in the workplace.
I now have to add a written statement to my personel(l?) file on why the phrase “lesbian jew-pimp” is not appropriate in a food service setting.
Pimp it. Pimp it hard. Turn out those hos with impunity.