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category : bitchery
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i’m not quite as much of a tomboy as i used to be as a kid. and i don’t wish i were a dude — i mean, how annoying must morning wood be every.damn.day (and you know, *not* having multiple orgasms)? sometimes it’s nice being able to get away with not wearing pants in public. and you know, living longer or whatever. wait, did i mention multiples, cuz that’s a pretty sweet deal right there. but every once in a while something goes out of its way to make me utterly loathe being a girl. so much so that i just want to scream and scream and scream and maybe kick things (or small children). ok, definitely kick small children. maybe it’s fergie’s steady erosion of the previously awesome black eyed peas — seriously, is the bitch trying to ruin them? or you know, maybe it’s just that being a girl means you get routinely hosed. and not in a good way.
grrrr.
ok, so maybe this sums it all up much easier than i can. i suck with teh words.
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category : teh wurld
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people are always mentioning tyra banks at work and such. and honestly, i thought she was dead or something. name didn’t even ring a bell for the longest time and then i remembered she was in higher learning. during which, of course, i didn’t pay attention to her presence because i was busy staring at ice cube & omar epps.
unfortunately, she still is pretty freaking boring. but now with an extra dash of stupid. someone gave her & her giant forehead a tv show. i don’t know why, i don’t ask these things…i just thank god every day that i don’t watch tv. and it seems she wanted to see what it’s like to be obese. wow. good for tyra.
but the poor thing had no idea that fat people are ridiculed. imagine that, right? such a “heartbreaking” realization for ms. banks.
of course, at the end of such a trying day she gets to take off her fat suit. so she should consider herself lucky.
and i’m sure her heart is in the right place, but a former model telling people how to get a beautiful body by pointing out her “flaws” and getting pricey treatment to “correct” them…not exactly positive enforcement.
you know what’s positive enforcement…twerkin’ it to ice cube. why in the eff isn’t there more ‘cube in the media these days? who’s dick is tyra banks sucking to get on air i mean, how in the eff is tyra banks scoring gigs?
::shrug::
/reason #978,352 why TV Can Lick Deez Nutz
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category : amuserings & musings
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adding another thing to the giant towering list of reasons “Why I Love Job #2”, is gummi bears. suspiciously deliciously squishy bears in gummi format. bear-like in shape, gummi in texture, red in color specificially**. ooh ho ho…how i love the red gummis. they are teh awesomest of colors, the most tastiest of all gummi flavors (with green and yellow being the pukiest…no clear test data on the “clearish yellow white” gummi yet). red is the bestest color, well red or blue (if we’re talkin’ sour patch gummi worms here…) always red or blue. they are the yummiest gummiest colors.
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category : wrath
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…and then some.
(i suppose this makes my complaint-free day of posting null & void)
BUT i’m just about fed up, really. so much so that it’s totally harshin’ my buzz. which is a severely punishable crime because i have had a very enjoyable series of days lately and i’m not ready to relinquish that glee. so, long story short: you suck. a lot. you only suck this much — and believe me, it is a lot — because i’ve let you get in, wander around, pull up a chair and get comfortable. but no more!
true it’s just a mild irritant…but…i mean, even hobos acknowledge your presence on the streets & such. even if it is just because they need some pocket change for da hooch…they acknowledge you.
maybe i should’ve hung out with more hobos instead. then maybe i wouldn’t feel like such a schmuck at the mere thought of you.
of course, now would be the perfect time to stop caring. because if you can’t be troubled…then…why should i?
none of this matters in the slightest
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category : amuserings & musings
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now, 100% complaint-free! get it while it lasts, peoples, this is a bonafide rarity!!!!
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