happy birthday scooter!!!
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b.l.o.g.
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i just spent the last fucking hour and a half on my hands and knees scrubbing the carpet like a mad woman. vaccuming. sweeping. soaking and wringing and rinsing and cursing. working over the rug with a sponge like my life depended on it. and you know what the worst part is?
i don’t think it made a lick of difference.
i soaked the stains. i sprayed. i scrubbed. i’ve cracked windows all over the apartment in the paltry hopes that maybe it will air out a bit.
but still…the filth remains.
you’d think fucking r. kelly lives here.
i hate this.
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hobo barista is still my hero
What is instead?Why, instead is the feminine hygiene cup. Instead is a little soft poly cup that you brace against your cervix, to catch all the fluids that runs out. For men: This differs from tampons in that tampons absorb the fluids. This cup just..well, dams them up. So they retain all their feminine, runny, gloopy glory. It is, in all ways but one, inferior to tampons, because all fluids retain their fluid natures…just waiting to spill out. So what is it instead of? I suppose, it’s instead of just standing pantsless over a bucket with your legs open for 4-6 days. (The maple syrup method) How is instead superior to tampons? It’s the only feminine hygiene product that can be worn during intercourse. How’s that, guys…INSTEAD of putting down a towel, you get to bang your dick against a soft cup full of 12 hours worth of blood!
it’s just that last line, really…that made me fall over laughing. when what i should be doing is putting away crap that is stuffed in my suitcase…
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category : teh wurld
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the horror, the horror:
it’s baby-zilla!!! ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!!
holy crap is that not the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a while. ick!
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i have found a small, but somewhat awesome thing about my impending voyage…
next week’s forecast for southeastern bumfuckville, colo.:
Wed. Dec 21: Mostly Sunny 57°/27°
Thu. Dec 22: Partly Cloudy 62°/26°
Fri. Dec 23: Partly Cloudy 56°/24°
Sat. Dec 24: Partly Cloudy 53°/26°
Sun. Dec 25: Mostly Sunny 60°/27°
Mon. Dec 26: Sunny 58°/24°
Tue. Dec 27: Partly Cloudy 53°/22°
Wed. Dec 28: Sunny 51°/20°
looks like i’m going to have to adjust my packing accordingly.
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i have one more full day on the east coast…just one more day…just one…
then it’s cramped in a plane for an ungodly amount of time. layovers and headaches and turbulence. then it’s endless highway and even more endless emptiness. bare plains and dusty old streets. the smell of the feedlot, the empty skeleton of the railroad. the quiet.
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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.
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feliz cumpleanos!!!
Saturday, December 31st, 2005happy birthday scooter!!!
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dis-gus-ting!
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005i just spent the last fucking hour and a half on my hands and knees scrubbing the carpet like a mad woman. vaccuming. sweeping. soaking and wringing and rinsing and cursing. working over the rug with a sponge like my life depended on it. and you know what the worst part is? i don’t think […]
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“instead” of actual content…
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005hobo barista is still my hero What is instead? Why, instead is the feminine hygiene cup. Instead is a little soft poly cup that you brace against your cervix, to catch all the fluids that runs out. For men: This differs from tampons in that tampons absorb the fluids. This cup just..well, dams them up. […]
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and people wonder why i don’t want to spawn…
Wednesday, December 21st, 2005the horror, the horror: it’s baby-zilla!!! ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!!! holy crap is that not the most horrifying thing i’ve seen in a while. ick!
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teensy tiny silver lining:
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005i have found a small, but somewhat awesome thing about my impending voyage… next week’s forecast for southeastern bumfuckville, colo.: Wed. Dec 21: Mostly Sunny 57°/27° Thu. Dec 22: Partly Cloudy 62°/26° Fri. Dec 23: Partly Cloudy 56°/24° Sat. Dec 24: Partly Cloudy 53°/26° Sun. Dec 25: Mostly Sunny 60°/27° Mon. Dec 26: Sunny 58°/24° […]
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time is running out…
Monday, December 19th, 2005i have one more full day on the east coast…just one more day…just one… then it’s cramped in a plane for an ungodly amount of time. layovers and headaches and turbulence. then it’s endless highway and even more endless emptiness. bare plains and dusty old streets. the smell of the feedlot, the empty skeleton of […]
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