sweet lord does it ever end with you people? Satan, destroy the christmas wonderland, Satan, take over the world, Satan, kill my children,…for gods sake, maybe satans got plans tonight. Maybe hes sick and tired of spreading evil ALL day long…maybe he just wants to go home , have a glass of scotch and fuck the babysitter…did you ever think of that? Satan this satan that….do your own evil for once and leave satan alone….geez!
–patsquatch (via email)
what do “normal” people talk about at work?
god i bet they’re bored!
mine :