hobo barista is still my hero
What is instead?Why, instead is the feminine hygiene cup. Instead is a little soft poly cup that you brace against your cervix, to catch all the fluids that runs out. For men: This differs from tampons in that tampons absorb the fluids. This cup just..well, dams them up. So they retain all their feminine, runny, gloopy glory. It is, in all ways but one, inferior to tampons, because all fluids retain their fluid natures…just waiting to spill out. So what is it instead of? I suppose, it’s instead of just standing pantsless over a bucket with your legs open for 4-6 days. (The maple syrup method) How is instead superior to tampons? It’s the only feminine hygiene product that can be worn during intercourse. How’s that, guys…INSTEAD of putting down a towel, you get to bang your dick against a soft cup full of 12 hours worth of blood!
it’s just that last line, really…that made me fall over laughing. when what i should be doing is putting away crap that is stuffed in my suitcase…
