is it wrong that i desperately want to go to LegoLand? because i do…so very much. fuck a disneyland, yo. legos is where it’s at! i’m still bitterly disappointed over the fact that i had to go see the stupid stinky castle of windsor in england instead of LegoLand windsor. what kind of bullshit is that? i mean, how freaking often am i in the god damned UK? seriously!?
::sigh::
but just as i am managing to cope with the heartbreak over that particular loss, the people at lego decide to deal me another tragic blow…
yesterday scooter, the boy & i went to the natick mall so we could go to the illustrious lego store for more “supplies”. or rather, i dragged the boy out with me on a silly errand that really only satisfies scooter & myself and the intense NEED FOR LEGOS!!! and we bought more lovely bricks & wheels & thingies with which to build awesome stuff. and i got magnetic, buttsex-friendly lego peoples. rock!
but, since the last time we went to the lego store, i have been majorly jonesing after the awesome pirates play sets they have. because they are freaking awesome! they come with monkeys, and cannons, and peg legs (and do you see that beautiful ship? it really floats! really!!!) . and i know that i’m fucking 23-years-old, but i will never — NEVER! — outgrow legos. i grew up with this shit, man. and it kicks ass! but i digress…
back to the main point, legos broke my heart last night.
the beautiful pirate playsets have been discontinued.
and…scouring shop.com and ebay and other consumer vulture websites in search of a scurvy dog here & a pirate ship there…i weep.
why have you forsaken me, legos? why?!
