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b.l.o.g.

i am NOT too old for this!
1.9.06 at 8:09 pm

category : blahblahblah

is it wrong that i desperately want to go to LegoLand? because i do…so very much. fuck a disneyland, yo. legos is where it’s at! i’m still bitterly disappointed over the fact that i had to go see the stupid stinky castle of windsor in england instead of LegoLand windsor. what kind of bullshit is that? i mean, how freaking often am i in the god damned UK? seriously!?

::sigh::

but just as i am managing to cope with the heartbreak over that particular loss, the people at lego decide to deal me another tragic blow…

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“There’s First Love, and There’s Buttsex Love.”
1.8.06 at 3:00 am

category : amuserings & musings

i mean, really…this just speaks for itself.

so go on…Go Crack a Buttsex.

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old habits die hard
at 2:09 am

category : amuserings & musings

but old addictions never do.

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obsession #568,793:
1.7.06 at 6:50 pm

category : music

Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right
At the right place and right time, maybe tonight
And the whisper or handshake sending a sign
Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind

Late night, in passing, metioned it flip to her
best friend, it’s no thing, maybe it slipped
but the slip turns to terror and the crush to like
when she walked in he froze up, leaves it to fright

Its cute in a way, till you cannot speak
And you leave to have a cigarette, knees get weak
An escape is just a nod and a casual wave
Obsessed about it, heavy for the next two days

It’s only just a crush, it’ll go away
It’s just like all the others it’ll go away
Or maybe this is danger and you just don’t know
You pray it all away but it continues to grow

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart

Then he walked up and told her, thinking maybe it’d passed

And they talked and looked away a lot, doing the dance
Her hand brushed up against his, she left it there
Told him how she felt and then they locked in a stare

They took a step back, thought about it, what should they do
Cause theres always repercussions when you’re dating in school
But their lips met, and reservations started to pass
Whether this was just an evening or a thing that would last

Either way he wanted her and this was bad
He wanted to do things to her it was making him crazy
Now a little crush turned into a like
And now he wants to grab her by the hair and tell her

I want to hold you close
Skin pressed against me tight
Lie still, and close your eyes girl
So lovely, it feels so right

I want to hold you close
Soft breasts, beating heart
As I whisper in your ear
I want to fucking tear you apart

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bulking up for the winter…
1.6.06 at 12:53 am

category : blahblahblah

so scooter & i were bemoaning the unavoidable holiday weight gain that we have each respectively succumbed to earlier this evening…oh how i dread, yet never fail to avoid, the fattening. and she pointed out that everything that is good & pleasurable in life makes you fat.

such as:

eating
(or in my case, merely even thinking about looking at food)
drinking
(do you have any idea how many calories are in alcohol?)
watching tv/the innernets/general states of “rest”

etc.

and i’m sure there are more things that are fun to do that will undoubtedly result in a considerably larger ass.

however, i started thinking of all the funtastic things you can do that won’t result in thunder thighs and quadruple-chins. in some cases, it may even prevent unseemly weight gain.

for example:

wanking
(aside from the unfortunate possible RSI risk, it’s all good!)
fucking
(unless of course you get knocked up…then, FAT!)
sleeping
(it would be pretty fucked up if that made you fatter)
smoking crack, heroin or meth
smoking – the non-crack/heroin/meth kind
(occasionally mentioned as an appetite suppressant)
becoming a professional coke whore
(it’s fun and profitable!)
molesting children
(ever notice how svelte michael jackson is?)

at any rate, the battle against my ever-widening ass continues. at the very least, i’m doing it for the sake of all them fine folk down in rhode island; because when i stand up, my ass eclipses the sun for the entire state of rhode island. it’s not a pretty sight.

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can’t.freaking.wait.
1.5.06 at 8:32 pm

category : glee

it’s just too damned nerve-wracking, ya know?
IT IS HOURS AWAY! TOMORROW!

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most days
at 10:36 am

category : bitchery

i don’t even know why i bother getting out of bed in the morning. i mean, what’s the point? every new day does nothing but increase the number of days in which my life is shrouded in absolute failure and meaninglessness.

^^^ self-indulgent, whiny dreck ^^^

i don’t know where i’m going, i don’t know what the fuck i’m doing with myself, i can’t stand a single second alone with my own thoughts, i can’t see a way out, i hate everything, i can’t even fucking look at myself in the mirror without having to choke down the disgust.

disgust at…

everything.

most of all, i can’t seem find the right words, for just how fucked up everything is.

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

archive for January, 2006

i am NOT too old for this!

Monday, January 9th, 2006

is it wrong that i desperately want to go to LegoLand? because i do…so very much. fuck a disneyland, yo. legos is where it’s at! i’m still bitterly disappointed over the fact that i had to go see the stupid stinky castle of windsor in england instead of LegoLand windsor. what kind of bullshit is […]

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“There’s First Love, and There’s Buttsex Love.”

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

i mean, really…this just speaks for itself. so go on…Go Crack a Buttsex.

posted in amuserings & musings | No Comments »

old habits die hard

Sunday, January 8th, 2006

but old addictions never do.

posted in amuserings & musings | No Comments »

obsession #568,793:

Saturday, January 7th, 2006

Got a big plan, this mindset maybe its right At the right place and right time, maybe tonight And the whisper or handshake sending a sign Wanna make out and kiss hard, wait nevermind Late night, in passing, metioned it flip to her best friend, it’s no thing, maybe it slipped but the slip turns […]

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bulking up for the winter…

Friday, January 6th, 2006

so scooter & i were bemoaning the unavoidable holiday weight gain that we have each respectively succumbed to earlier this evening…oh how i dread, yet never fail to avoid, the fattening. and she pointed out that everything that is good & pleasurable in life makes you fat. such as: eating(or in my case, merely even […]

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can’t.freaking.wait.

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

it’s just too damned nerve-wracking, ya know? IT IS HOURS AWAY! TOMORROW!

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most days

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

i don’t even know why i bother getting out of bed in the morning. i mean, what’s the point? every new day does nothing but increase the number of days in which my life is shrouded in absolute failure and meaninglessness. ^^^ self-indulgent, whiny dreck ^^^ i don’t know where i’m going, i don’t know […]

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