i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

i blame this entirely on levi kaess…completely.

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey*
Name:	deez nutz
Birthday:	08.18.82
Birthplace:	LJ, colo
Current Location:	allston rock city
Eye Color:	bloodshot
Hair Color:	dark…ish
Height:	5’5″
Right Handed or Left Handed:	righty
Your Heritage:	in my pants
The Shoes You Wore Today:	ummm…sneakers?
Your Weakness:	cock, and lola
Your Fears:	[censored for public consumption], zombie apocalypse, g.w.bush
Your Perfect Pizza:	peppers, olives, mushrooms, sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	get my camry out here, with gravy in tow
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	I WILL TOUCH YOUR PENIS!
Thoughts First Waking Up:	sonofabitchtitsfuckno!
Your Best Physical Feature:	my kitten
Your Bedtime:	what the fuck is that?
Your Most Missed Memory:	well, if i could remember it, maybe i’d remember to miss it?
Pepsi or Coke:	neither
MacDonalds or Burger King:	neither
Single or Group Dates:	what the bloody fuckhell is a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	NYET!
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate, bitchez!
Cappuccino or Coffee:	cappuccino, laced with crack
Do you Smoke:	yes
Do you Swear:	you bet your fuckin’ ass i do
Do you Sing:	nooooooooo
Do you Shower Daily:	word
Have you Been in Love:	yeah…
Do you want to go to College:	again?
Do you want to get Married:	no.fucking.way.in.hell.ever.OMG.NO!
Do you belive in yourself:	mehz0rz
Do you get Motion Sickness:	nope!
Do you think you are Attractive:	double-nope with cheese!
Are you a Health Freak:	um…buh?
Do you get along with your Parents:	the daddy one, sure
Do you like Thunderstorms:	fuck yeah
Do you play an Instrument:	kinda…saxomophone, guitard, skinflute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
In the past month have you Smoked:	smoked “what”?
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	only with your mom
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	er…maybe?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	fuck no, that creme filling is nassssty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	NEVER! sushi = crap on crap crackers
In the past month have you been on Stage:	nyet
In the past month have you been Dumped:	hey, i dumped YOUR MOM, not the other way around, bitchez!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	no, but one time i killed a bunch of people…
Ever been Drunk:	who? me???? never!!!
Ever been called a Tease:	yeah, actually….fucker.
Ever been Beaten up:	not unless i’ve done it to myself
Ever Shoplifted:	nyet
How do you want to Die:	bend over & i’ll show you!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	i don’t wanna grow up!
What country would you most like to Visit:	greece, italy, spain…what? europe is a country, right?
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	blue
Favourite Hair Color:	dark…ish
Short or Long Hair:	hmmm…depends, definitely depends
Height:	taller than me
Weight:	less than texas
Best Clothing Style:	naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:	what the hell?
Number of CDs I own:	a buttfuckton
Number of Piercings:	4
Number of Tattoos:	thus far…only one… :(
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	list so long a whole week wouldn’t finish it…

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