Cheney’s got a gun
Went huntin’ for some fun
Reputation’s undone
What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his pal, yes it’s true…
They say when Cheney goes out huntin’
You try to stay the hell away…
But look out for what’s comin’ ’cause when Cheney’s got a gun
He might hit you with his shotgun’s spray…!
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Everybody is on the run
Was the Vice Pres. high on glue?
What did Dick Cheney do?
He shot his friend, you know it’s crazy
He hit him in the chest and head…
So don’t get in the line of fire or else you may expire
The bastards lucky that he isn’t dead…!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Cheney’s got a gun, Cheney’s got a gun
Guess who is safe? No one
Now everybody is on the run
What did Dick Cheney do?
There’s something I have to tell you
His rep’s said sorry for the whole mess
The G.O.P. walks out okay
Well that is horse shit friends, I profess “cause with guns they always say yes
But he’ll go scotch free (unlike Delay…!)
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away at the quail!
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Shoot away…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Everybody is on the run…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Guess who is safe? No one…
Everybody is on the run…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Cheney’s got a gun…
Guess who is safe? No one…
Everybody is on the one…
Cheney’s got a gun…
i am still beyond amused that motherfuckin’ dick cheney shot a man. although i maintain that this is merely the time he was caught — i’m sure he’s gunned down numerous people and then just unhinged his jaw and swallowed them whole.
furthermore, this rocks: dickhunt
is it wrong that the first time i heard about this, the guy on the news said ‘vice president cheney had an accident while hunting quail’, and the first thing i thought was quayle?? he was hunting dan quayle?? completely forgot about the bird, like the dorky midget that i am.