what do you do when your face INTERCEPTS a vice-presidential bullet?
you motherfucking apologize!
it has taken me since *friday* to adequately process this news. seriously, that is probably one of the main reasons i managed to inhale a bottle of jack in the space of approximately an hour. and really, yesterday is one big blur of sleep deprivation, overtime, kitty pettings, freaky foreign films and battlestar.
today scooter & i went to see our favorite bitch, patty and watch quality cinematic entertainment. quality cinematic entertainment in the form of the pirate movie. fuck yeah. this movie has everything: musical numbers, midgets, ninjas, a “chinese” dude, light sabers, 80’s mullets, monkeys, english bobbys, blinged out codpieces…motherfucking everthing.
the pirate movie. see it, bitchez!
we also watched midnight madness. which, while awesome, couldn’t really compete with the sheer genious of the pirate movie.
though i have to say, the absolute best part of everything would have to be the fact that i don’t have to work tomorrow. at all. and thank motherfucking christ for that. because i need a damned break. especially after overtime hell on saturday. i am in need of a pantsless break.
