march 14th is coming, boys and girls, and i am conflicted.
you see, this date is of such great significance that the average puny, human mind can barely comprehend its greatness. it is a day of dual awesomeness.
on the one hand, it is the mathematical approximation of pi in actual, real-life day form! pi day, motherfuckers. and a day of mathematical glee in delicious, delicious dessert form is just too damend cool. and of course we’re having another pi day party at la casa. and it’s going to rock.
on the other hand, however, 3/14 is also steak & a blowjob day — i only just remembered this a few days ago. and like, god damn it, i like steak! how do i incorporate this with our pi celebrations? steak pie? blowjob pie? i just don’t know, man…it might be too much to take on all at once.
march 14th it is also a random jew-day.
such a full day!
dude. Steak & blowjob day is the 20th! You have 6 extra days to get your tongue in shape!
http://steakandblowjobday.g-spotting.net/