we’re quite the pair, apparently!
(note: i wish i were a popsicle…or that i had one, but a non-midget one. fuckin’ raspberry, dudes. my kingdom for a raspberry popsicle…)
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pineapple — [adjective]: Insatiable to the point of crazy ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com |
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midget — [noun]: An erotic popsicle ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com |
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it’s an all out wild kingdom massacre at my desk right now. not only has job #2 supplied me with precious, precious red gummi bears to mutilate & violateconsume, but we now have animal crackers, too!
so many heads ripped off and strewn about! so much carnage! hooray!
er…i mean: yummy.
i *heart* my job #2
that totally make your day.
it’s sleeping through your first three alarms & waking up in the middle of your backup because you went to bed at three fucking a.m. it’s barely managing to scrape all your shit together within a decent time frame. it’s standing outside in the fucking freezing wind with your hair still wet and damn near going into hypothermia to barely squeeze onto an over crowded (and over 20 minutes late) 57. it’s crawling into work about 10 minutes late, and thoroughly frozen over, just to find out the douchey-est of supervisors is out today
as in, NOT HERE…
so:
EVERYBODY DANCE!
(like there’s ass in your pants)
we’re quite the pair, apparently! (note: i wish i were a popsicle…or that i had one, but a non-midget one. fuckin’ raspberry, dudes. my kingdom for a raspberry popsicle…) pineapple — [adjective]: Insatiable to the point of crazy ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com midget — [noun]: An erotic popsicle […]
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it’s an all out wild kingdom massacre at my desk right now. not only has job #2 supplied me with precious, precious red gummi bears to mutilate & violateconsume, but we now have animal crackers, too! so many heads ripped off and strewn about! so much carnage! hooray! er…i mean: yummy. i *heart* my job […]
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that totally make your day. it’s sleeping through your first three alarms & waking up in the middle of your backup because you went to bed at three fucking a.m. it’s barely managing to scrape all your shit together within a decent time frame. it’s standing outside in the fucking freezing wind with your hair […]
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