i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

me no good at teh maths
3.23.06 at 8:51 pm

i suppose there’s possibly something not quite right about getting overjoyed when i manage to score 5-6 hours of sleep in a night as opposed to 6 hrs of sleep in a week… (5 > 6/3 …)

but i really am actually pretty stoked that i got some sort of rest last night. albeit more along the lines of “passing the fuck out”. all this sleep madness (where the madness part comes from not sleeping) was seriously starting to fuck with me.

and thus, i’ll take my 5 hours and be happy with it, i just bumped my weekly quota into double digits again.

score.

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mine :

power fucking duo
3.21.06 at 8:06 pm

category : filler

we’re quite the pair, apparently!

(note: i wish i were a popsicle…or that i had one, but a non-midget one. fuckin’ raspberry, dudes. my kingdom for a raspberry popsicle…)

pineapple —
[adjective]:

Insatiable to the point of crazy

‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com

midget —
[noun]:

An erotic popsicle

‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com

/filler

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animal crackers & gummi bears
at 7:21 pm

category : glee

it’s an all out wild kingdom massacre at my desk right now. not only has job #2 supplied me with precious, precious red gummi bears to ~~mutilate & violate~~consume, but we now have animal crackers, too!

so many heads ripped off and strewn about! so much carnage! hooray!
er…i mean: yummy.

i *heart* my job #2

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mine :

it’s the little things
at 9:49 am

category : daily grind

that totally make your day.

it’s sleeping through your first three alarms & waking up in the middle of your backup because you went to bed at three fucking a.m. it’s barely managing to scrape all your shit together within a decent time frame. it’s standing outside in the fucking freezing wind with your hair still wet and damn near going into hypothermia to barely squeeze onto an over crowded (and over 20 minutes late) 57. it’s crawling into work about 10 minutes late, and thoroughly frozen over, just to find out the douchey-est of supervisors is out today

as in, NOT HERE…

so:
EVERYBODY DANCE!
(like there’s ass in your pants)

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mine :

no, seriously…can you?
3.20.06 at 8:07 pm

category : say what?

pineapple: i need a drug habit
pineapple: if i were on heroin, i would not notice i am not sleeping right
midget: i actually think you sleep more when you’re on heroin… go for crack
midget:you won’t want to sleep. better yet, meth
pineapple: can i mix meth & crack?
midget: i doubt your liver would appreciate it, but sure
pineapple: fuck my liver!
midget: of course, you know what it is. it’s the ghost of jack haunting you for dumping him
pineapple: probably
pineapple: i can’t sleep when i’m sober

i don’t know what you would call a meth/crack mix (does it exist?) but i would probably name it after the midget.

just sayin’.

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mine :

there is nowhere left to hide
at 3:28 pm

category : music

there is nothing to be done
no people to be saved
no pets were never named
40 miles from the sun

cuz darkness craves the mind
come undone without our pride
no time on earth to come
all the pleasure’s just begun
40 miles from the sun

in our coats beneath the layers
wash my skin of all the hate
we should sleep late
everything just kind of grates
40 miles from the sun

40 miles from the sun

40 miles from the sun

i need to lose to make it right
i’ll confront the stars tonight
i will babble i will bite
you never know how much you shine
40 miles from the sun

40 miles from the sun

40 miles from the sun

…from the sun

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um, woo & stuff
at 10:59 am

category : mehz0rz

today is officially the first day of spring…
and it was 23 degrees this morning when i left my apt.
woo…

there is a hell, boys & girls, and that hell is new england.

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mine :

d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

archive for March, 2006

me no good at teh maths

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

i suppose there’s possibly something not quite right about getting overjoyed when i manage to score 5-6 hours of sleep in a night as opposed to 6 hrs of sleep in a week… (5 > 6/3 …) but i really am actually pretty stoked that i got some sort of rest last night. albeit more […]

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power fucking duo

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

we’re quite the pair, apparently! (note: i wish i were a popsicle…or that i had one, but a non-midget one. fuckin’ raspberry, dudes. my kingdom for a raspberry popsicle…) pineapple — [adjective]: Insatiable to the point of crazy ‘How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?’ at QuizUniverse.com midget — [noun]: An erotic popsicle […]

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animal crackers & gummi bears

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

it’s an all out wild kingdom massacre at my desk right now. not only has job #2 supplied me with precious, precious red gummi bears to mutilate & violateconsume, but we now have animal crackers, too! so many heads ripped off and strewn about! so much carnage! hooray! er…i mean: yummy. i *heart* my job […]

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it’s the little things

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

that totally make your day. it’s sleeping through your first three alarms & waking up in the middle of your backup because you went to bed at three fucking a.m. it’s barely managing to scrape all your shit together within a decent time frame. it’s standing outside in the fucking freezing wind with your hair […]

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no, seriously…can you?

Monday, March 20th, 2006

pineapple: i need a drug habit pineapple: if i were on heroin, i would not notice i am not sleeping right midget: i actually think you sleep more when you’re on heroin… go for crack midget:you won’t want to sleep. better yet, meth pineapple: can i mix meth & crack? midget: i doubt your liver […]

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there is nowhere left to hide

Monday, March 20th, 2006

there is nothing to be done no people to be saved no pets were never named 40 miles from the sun cuz darkness craves the mind come undone without our pride no time on earth to come all the pleasure’s just begun 40 miles from the sun in our coats beneath the layers wash my […]

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um, woo & stuff

Monday, March 20th, 2006

today is officially the first day of spring… and it was 23 degrees this morning when i left my apt. woo… there is a hell, boys & girls, and that hell is new england.

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