tonight at pan 9:
PAN9 TONIGHT – APRIL FOOLS COMEDY SPECTACULAR – SATURDAY 4.1.06 at 8:30PM
Now point to the part of the doll where the clown touched you…
This April Fools’ Day Pan9 brings on the funny. Not funny ha-ha, funny like when your parents told you the divorce was your fault. Yeah, that kind of funny.Robby Roadsteamer: Hate Robby, Love Robby, at least he’s one of the few that still stir passion.
http://www.roadsteamer.comSteamy Bohemians: If the Smothers Brothers were chicks, and hot… and high.
http://www.steamybohemians.comCasey Dienel: Casey Dienel is the size of a thimble and eats blood oranges.
http://www.caseydienel.comEvan O’Television: Schizoid Multi-Media Show.
http://www.myspace.com/evanotv“The Fuzzly Wunchkins†by Darren Santa Maria: A cute cartoon gone horribly, horribly wrong.
Our Lady of the Inflamed Liver: Present the Depraved Pope Pageant for your Titillation and Disgust
Rouged Ape: Make Gorilla pretty for mommy.
http://www.myspace.com/clerelizabethAndy O’Flesh: Everything’s funnier when someone’s naked. Or is it just more disturbing?
Rod Webber: Unfortunately not naked but he’ll bring the awesome funny nonetheless
http://www.myspace.com/rodwebberHosted by Shane Webb: Dawn Wiener, except hot, cracked-out & hilarious.
http://www.myspace.com/shanewebb
but most importantly of all…robby roadsteamer!
they played “save your virginity”, “i’m sorry your cat has ass cancer”, “i put a baby in you”, “the heart of a rhino” and “blazin’ glory”, aaaannnnddd fuckin’ in the middle of “heart of a rhino” robby fuckin’ roadsteamer pulled me onto the set. heeee!!! yay! ROCK OUT!!!!! and he signed my CD cover. sweeet!
(it was almost totally worth seeing the smallest penis in the world at the beginning of the show…)
now i pretend to sleep.