hi…remember me? i know we haven’t had much contact lately, but i figured you preferred it that way. in fact, i was almost certain that we get along best when i leave you alone entirely. i thought we had an understanding, you know?
and i’ve honestly tried to be good to you; really, i have. i swear it. you know i’d never do anything to piss you off. i’ve seen & suffered your wrath before and that’s not something i’d care to repeat. have i mentioned how lovely you’re looking lately? um, lovely. yes…please don’t hurt me.
ahem, as i was saying…i thought we had a good thing going, Knee. i mean, what did i do to piss you off? knee, i swear i can change. really, i can! and if we work together, than neither of us will have to suffer the awkward indignity of that stupid brace ever again — or you know, at least for a while. come on, Knee, i know you hate the brace too. it mocks us…both of us. think about how we’d show that stupid brace if we cooperated…we’d blow it away with our painless mobility! wouldn’t that be nice, Knee? relivin’ the good ol’ days…before you decided to hate me…
i mean, i love you! please don’t kill me!
sincerely, with deepest regards, love always,
me
p.s.
can’t we all just get along?
mine :
my days are so full of something — of everything — that lately the best moments out of a whole mess of hectic & crazy are the moments when i get to do nothing. just…nothing.
no thinking, no rushing around, no stressing, no worrying (much), no schedules to keep, no tasks to manage…just…nothing.
and i love it.
edited to add:
although, i miss my midget
mine :
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dear Knee,
Monday, April 10th, 2006hi…remember me? i know we haven’t had much contact lately, but i figured you preferred it that way. in fact, i was almost certain that we get along best when i leave you alone entirely. i thought we had an understanding, you know? and i’ve honestly tried to be good to you; really, i have. […]
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Monday, April 10th, 2006my days are so full of something — of everything — that lately the best moments out of a whole mess of hectic & crazy are the moments when i get to do nothing. just…nothing. no thinking, no rushing around, no stressing, no worrying (much), no schedules to keep, no tasks to manage…just…nothing. and i […]
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