my super-spiffy liquor dispenser arrived today. aw yeah! someday, man, someday i want to have my own personal bar. like, if i ever get my own place, i’m gonna build one and it will be awesome. and this lovely little liquor pump here will be the piece that starts it all. seriously, having my own home bar would rock so hard. and then the midget could come and use her mad bartending skillz0rz to provide me with all the happiful drinks i could want. of course, i also still think i could put a stripper pole in my living room; you know, in case of emergency. oooh, ooh, and a disco ball. and the villagers would rejoice and rejoice…
at least, you know, in my mind they would. (hell, in my mind they’d be bringing me crate after crate of raspberry popsicles and training monkeys to dance in my honor. my mind rocks…)
in other news, i’ve just realized a few important things, namely:
- monday is “patriot’s day”
- monday is “patriot’s day” and job #1 is not closed
- monday is “patriot’s day” and job #1 is not closed and it’s the fucking boston marathon
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