hi…remember me? i know we haven’t had much contact lately, but i figured you preferred it that way. in fact, i was almost certain that we get along best when i leave you alone entirely. i thought we had an understanding, you know?
and i’ve honestly tried to be good to you; really, i have. i swear it. you know i’d never do anything to piss you off. i’ve seen & suffered your wrath before and that’s not something i’d care to repeat. have i mentioned how lovely you’re looking lately? um, lovely. yes…please don’t hurt me.
ahem, as i was saying…i thought we had a good thing going, Knee. i mean, what did i do to piss you off? knee, i swear i can change. really, i can! and if we work together, than neither of us will have to suffer the awkward indignity of that stupid brace ever again — or you know, at least for a while. come on, Knee, i know you hate the brace too. it mocks us…both of us. think about how we’d show that stupid brace if we cooperated…we’d blow it away with our painless mobility! wouldn’t that be nice, Knee? relivin’ the good ol’ days…before you decided to hate me…
i mean, i love you! please don’t kill me!
sincerely, with deepest regards, love always,
me
p.s.
can’t we all just get along?
mine :
my days are so full of something — of everything — that lately the best moments out of a whole mess of hectic & crazy are the moments when i get to do nothing. just…nothing.
no thinking, no rushing around, no stressing, no worrying (much), no schedules to keep, no tasks to manage…just…nothing.
and i love it.
edited to add:
although, i miss my midget
mine :
Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn’t will be in disbelief.
mine :
Now tell me what you saw
Tell me what you saw
There was a crowd in scene
Inside, outside
I must have done of dozen each
It was a hide
I threw the weight
The shell was crushing you
I been around a few
Tell me what you saw
mine :
haha haha ha-ha!!! i don’t have to makeout with the midget now.
and why don’t i have to make out with the illustrious midget? aside from the fact that she doesn’t have a cock (to the best of my knowledge…), last night was CD madness. i had a fuckload of CDs to dump onto the good ol’ ipod and another fuckload of CDs to burn/get ready for people that i’ve just been too exhausted/frazzled to deal with lately. i was home at a semi-decent hour last night, and thus this all was accomplished accordingly.
furthermore, my new massive attack is awesome, so awesome. and i don’t care what anyone says, i fucking like the yeah yeah yeahs, and i fucking like they’re new album as well — which i now own, btw. it’s kinda peppy, a little more rockin’ than their last one, though i’m not entirely certain which one i prefer out of the two. and ultimately, my favorite YYY song is “art star”, which isn’t off of either album; but rather, their EP. EPs sometimes have some really awesome tracks on them, like the she wants revenge EP, for example. so yes, the past 24 hours or so have been wrought with happiful music indulgences and i’ve managed to make some people happy with various CDs — or in the midget’s case, i shall in the near future.
i am also kind of seriously digging seu jorge right now. it’s like bowie, but foreign bowie (literally) and it’s very mellow. big props to L at work for givin’ me a copy of it.
mine :
YAY!!!
and, most importantly Oakland Schedule.
unfortunately, for the first preseason game (Aug. 6 Philadelphia (Canton, Ohio) 8:00 p.m. (NBC) ) i’ll be on the road from colorado…but i suppose i’ll cope.
only 18 more weeks until football, baby! hells yeah!
mine :
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dear Knee,
Monday, April 10th, 2006hi…remember me? i know we haven’t had much contact lately, but i figured you preferred it that way. in fact, i was almost certain that we get along best when i leave you alone entirely. i thought we had an understanding, you know? and i’ve honestly tried to be good to you; really, i have. […]
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the best…
Monday, April 10th, 2006my days are so full of something — of everything — that lately the best moments out of a whole mess of hectic & crazy are the moments when i get to do nothing. just…nothing. no thinking, no rushing around, no stressing, no worrying (much), no schedules to keep, no tasks to manage…just…nothing. and i […]
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i grew up in a small town
Friday, April 7th, 2006Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this. Those who didn’t will be in disbelief.
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gold lion
Friday, April 7th, 2006Now tell me what you saw Tell me what you saw There was a crowd in scene Inside, outside I must have done of dozen each It was a hide I threw the weight The shell was crushing you I been around a few Tell me what you saw
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no makeouts for you!!!
Thursday, April 6th, 2006haha haha ha-ha!!! i don’t have to makeout with the midget now. and why don’t i have to make out with the illustrious midget? aside from the fact that she doesn’t have a cock (to the best of my knowledge…), last night was CD madness. i had a fuckload of CDs to dump onto the […]
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2006 NFL Schedule Released Today!
Thursday, April 6th, 2006YAY!!! and, most importantly Oakland Schedule. unfortunately, for the first preseason game (Aug. 6 Philadelphia (Canton, Ohio) 8:00 p.m. (NBC) ) i’ll be on the road from colorado…but i suppose i’ll cope. only 18 more weeks until football, baby! hells yeah!
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