i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

wednesday: are you more?
5.31.06 at 11:06 pm

i suck at content these days, really…i do.
(this is likely due to the fact that i am usually dreadfully boring)

and thus: filler!

01) A believer in unwritten rules or a believer in written rules? rules were meant to be broken
02) Water or fire? fire!
03) Earth or air? FIRE!
04) Someone who eats their eggs plain or someone who spices them up somehow? someone who does not partake in aborted chicken fetuses
05) Eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, toast and coffee for breakfast or muffin and a coffee for breakfast? breakfast? er….buh?
06) Honest or likeable? FIRE!
07) Chicken or fish? chicken! but not “chicken of the sea”
08) Admiring of Mahatma Gandhi or admiring of Martin Luther King Jr.? they cool. but more into jose marti these days…
09) Hoping this summer is a hot one or hoping this summer is a cool one? urgh, summer in new england = sogggy & miserable. i have no hopes.
10) Juicy or sweet? FIRE!

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happy birthday brubaker!
at 9:33 pm

category : blahblahblah

you’ll always be older than me. heh.

here’s hopin’ i actually get to see brub during one of this summer’s colorado trips. i miss the brubaker.

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feels like a monday
5.30.06 at 4:59 pm

category : wrath

my tuesday is in an awful disguise. it started feeling like a wretched monday pretty early on this morning. this is not a good thing. in fact, the only thing worse than having to go to work at the end of a totally spiffy long weekend is: having to go to work at the end of a totally spiffy long weekend and starting off the work week crappily. uber-crappily. or rather, pissily.

or you know, trying to get ready in the morning and stepping in a patch of still-soggy cat pee. yum yum! that’s fucking exactly what i needed, clearly. leave it to the fat one to fuck up my day from the get-go. really, seriously, i truly hate that thing with an all-consuming rage. hate hate hate hate hate. so.fucking.much.

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time off is time well spent
5.29.06 at 9:25 pm

category : blahblahblah

you know, the only bad thing about a three-day weekend is when the realization that you have to actually go to work the next day finally hits you. for me, ’twas about 8:00 p.m. monday night that it hit me. ugh. of course, the flip-side to that little coin of knowledge is sunday evening when you’re bouncing around full of ‘i don’t work tomorrow!!!’ glee. that’s nice.

this…not so much.

that, and it’s hotter than a crotch out. or it was. it’s finally cooling down around these parts, but that’s just cuz the evil, fiery demon sun finally disappeared. fuckin’ sun, i hate you! seriously, the new england sun is some sort of evil entity completely different from the sun anywhere else. it brings on the humidity & the blinding light of ruined sleep. it also is not useful enough to keep houseplants alive or skin from going all pasty & pale. cuz i am, yo. this is the palest i’ve been. and every year i’m out here, i just get paler. it’s a travesty, really. fuckin’ new england sun. it’s evil. and these days, i don’t even tan anymore. so…yeah, fuck the sun!

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booze-a-mahol
5.27.06 at 7:10 pm

category : blahblahblah

makes weekends lovely.
really, it does.

i’ve broken out the trusty blender and lugged home a whole BOX of liquor and thus my weekend is freaking awesome thus far. nothing to do, no obligations, no work on monday and an x-men movie to see on sunday and i’m feelin’ fine. yup, it doesn’t really get better than this, at this moment. of course, i haven’t even gotten into the popsicles yet, and have a whole two more days of weekend ahead of me. aw yeah.

ooooh ooohh, and before i forget: i totally fucking won! weeeeeeeeeee! take that evil-face-raping-bitch! i kicked your ass! woooo-weeee!!! (no, i’m not drunk yet) and it is a big fucking deal because i’ve consistently lost at that game left & right since the boy got it no matter what. cuz the final character in the game is so fucking hard to beat and she rapes the hell out of your face if you try to fight her.

and last night? i fucking beat her ass! YAY! it’s never going to happen again!!! weeee! of course, a good deal of it probably had to do with the fact that i was playing with a pretty spiffy charcater — who was suspiciously clothed considering the game — rather than relying on any sort of skill i might have. because i don’t, really. at all. no, seriously…i suck so freakishly hardcore at this game that there is no way this is ever going to happen again. in fact, i wish it had’ve been better celebrated, ya know? it’s a rare occurence. like a god damned eclipse or something.

i fucking rock. clearly.

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i only just realized
5.25.06 at 8:01 pm

category : music

that a week from this saturday, i’m going to see staind. somehow, i managed to completely freaking forget about it, and only just remembered today on my lunchbreak.

holy jesustits, you’d think i’d be more excited about such a freaking awesome concert looming on the horizon. but no, i’ve been so swamped by everything that it totally escaped me.

and that’s just not right — as i think the midget would agree. totally not right at all. i should be so pumped right now, i’m about to rock out so hardcore, so soon.

instead, i’m rather…meh.

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heigh-ho-hum
5.23.06 at 6:42 pm

category : daily grind

you know, it’s true, waiting is the hardest part. of like, anything. more than the spazzy nervousness that devours my brainmeats, anticipating something totally screws with my processes hardcore.

and i know, i know, i know i should have like “patience” or some crap like that, buuuuuut…i can’t help it. things are about to get really, really awesome work-wise and i want it to happen now, you know? besides, i’m completely anal about planning and budgeting and analyzing like…everything, so i want to be able to adjust my plans & whatnot accordingly. furthermore, job #1 is licking hairy donkey balls and that’s merely extrapolating the restlessness that’s eating me right now. then there’s everyone at job #2 who’s rallying behind me and inquiring and whatnot and it makes me want it more. besides, everyone here is really spiffy. it’s just…i don’t know how to occupy my mind with anything other than nervous anticipation.

i suppose this is why people need pr0n.

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

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wednesday: are you more?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

i suck at content these days, really…i do. (this is likely due to the fact that i am usually dreadfully boring) and thus: filler! Are you more…? 01) A believer in unwritten rules or a believer in written rules? rules were meant to be broken 02) Water or fire? fire! 03) Earth or air? FIRE! […]

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happy birthday brubaker!

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

you’ll always be older than me. heh. here’s hopin’ i actually get to see brub during one of this summer’s colorado trips. i miss the brubaker.

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feels like a monday

Tuesday, May 30th, 2006

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time off is time well spent

Monday, May 29th, 2006

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booze-a-mahol

Saturday, May 27th, 2006

makes weekends lovely. really, it does. i’ve broken out the trusty blender and lugged home a whole BOX of liquor and thus my weekend is freaking awesome thus far. nothing to do, no obligations, no work on monday and an x-men movie to see on sunday and i’m feelin’ fine. yup, it doesn’t really get […]

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i only just realized

Thursday, May 25th, 2006

that a week from this saturday, i’m going to see staind. somehow, i managed to completely freaking forget about it, and only just remembered today on my lunchbreak. holy jesustits, you’d think i’d be more excited about such a freaking awesome concert looming on the horizon. but no, i’ve been so swamped by everything that […]

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heigh-ho-hum

Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

you know, it’s true, waiting is the hardest part. of like, anything. more than the spazzy nervousness that devours my brainmeats, anticipating something totally screws with my processes hardcore. and i know, i know, i know i should have like “patience” or some crap like that, buuuuuut…i can’t help it. things are about to get […]

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