forget anything you may have seen, done, thought, or heard…it’s true. your first love does, in fact, last forever. i had forgotten this; but i have remembered now, in full detail, and i don’t think i’ll be forgetting anytime soon.
i’m talking about bill motherfucking nye, dudes. the science guy, ok? not just any ol’ science guy but THE science guy. along with 3,2,1…Contact and motherfucking Reading Rainbow (i know, i know…gay!) bill nye shaped my childhood. i fuckin’ adored that man, he was like a god unto himself. oh…bill nye, you awesomely awesome creature. how i wanted to be him when i grew up. how i wanted to blow stuff up, and light things on fire, and make things combust (ok, so i was a bit volatile even then…).
bill nye is fucking dreamy. that’s all there is to it. i mean, fucking look at him…LOOK AT HEEEEMMMM!!!! see the awesomeness? bask in the knowledge, fucking bask, people! also, he has over 6 dozen bow ties…over 6 dozen! how is that not awesome?!
aaand aaand aaaaaaaaaand HE HAS A NEW SHOW!!! OMG!!! (thank you, boy). and the first episode is on astrobiology…how fucking sexy is that?! oh jesus…
::SQUEE::
i need new pants, people.
i also need the nazi bastards at disney to stop hoarding all the delicious nye videos. bastards.
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