stephen colbert is still my hero. and while he hasn’t replaced john stewart in my heart, i would definitely at least consider leaving that hilariously dreamy jew-bag for mr. colbert. you know, at least for a long-weekend or something.
but what i’m really getting at right now is: i have nothing remotely interesting to say. or if i did, i have thus forgotten it completely.
besides, what stephen colbert has to say is by far more amusing than anything i could wrangle up…
DAMNIT! ENTERTAIN ME!!!!
DANCE!!! DANCE YOU MONKEY BASTARD!!!!