today is rainy & dreary and thus my brainmeats are totally waterlogged.
furthermore, Hump Day filler…
- Taken a picture naked?
hell.fucking.no. - Made money illegally?
sort of…or rather “unofficially” - Had a one night stand?
oh foolish youth… - Been in a fist fight?
yeah, when i was 5, and i kicked that kid’s ass - Slept with your bestfriend?
nope. - Been arrested?
no! woo hoo! no evidence! - Had sex in a public place?
i plead the 5th, your honor - Ditched work to have sex?
definitely - Slept in the same bed with a member of the same sex?
yeah, but the key word there would be “slept”, nothin’ worth adding to the ol’ spank bank - Seen someone die?
…yes - Ran from the police?
nope! - Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there?
once, maybe twice, but it’s always been at home - Worn your partners unmentionables?
um, no…but i have had my boxers stolen before - Fallen asleep at work?
why i did that today! - Used toys in the bedroom?
erm…um…no. i have toys in my bedroom — lots, even — but they are more of the ‘talking dinosaur’ and ‘action figure’ variety…perverts - Ran a red light?
occassionally, but at 3 a.m. in the middle of nowhere all bets are off, dude - Been fired?
yeah, kinda…but in a totally good way - Been in a car accident?
yeah. but i was 4, and therefore not the one driving - Pole danced or done a striptease?
no…not exactly… - Loved someone you shouldn’t?
a few times, yeah…and they weren’t all dudes, either - Sang karaoke?
hell.fucking.no! and there isn’t enough alcohol to make me either!!! - Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
on occassion, once or twice… - Laughed so hard you peed your pants?
no, but pretty damned close - Caught someone having sex?
yes - Kissed a perfect stranger?
“technically” yes. - Waxed your partner?
um, no - Given your private parts a nickname?
no…and NO! - Ever gone in public without underwear?
hey, laundry is an evil, evil thing…so, it happens - Had sex on a roof top?
not yet! - Played chicken?
uh…yeah, totally hailin’ from rural america, yo! - Mooned/flashed someone?
no…yes… - Do you sleep naked?
entirely depends on the situation - Felt like killing someone?
definitely - Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
you know, there comes a time when you just stop keeping track; furthermore, who the fuck keeps track? so…maybe… - Been with someone because they were in a band?
does my roommate count? - Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day?
mmmm…liquor…yes! - Shot a gun?
no - Gone outside naked?
oh hell no!
