me: and i hear it’s like in the 100s back home
gravy: indeed. right now I believe here in pueblo it’s a tepid 95
me: i am bringing no pants. i was packing and then turned on weather.com and was like motherfuckers! so hot…bastards. it’s been like 60-70 out here
gravy: well apparently that’s what it’s like when you live next to HUGE FREAKING BODIES OF WATER
me: teh humid crotch. that’s what massachusetts is. the humid crotch of america
gravy: why do we have to live in the bodily folds of america? why?
me: at least we’re not florida. florida is the flaccid wang of the US.
me: america is a hermaphrodite
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