when there is absolutely nothing whatsoever to watch on television, and you can’t go frolicking outside cuz rattlers are on the loose and killing the neighbor’s dogs, and everything fucking closes at 10 fucking p.m. what do you do?
watch killer elephants on animal planet, duh!
When park rhinoceros in South Africa began to die, rangers were shocked to learn that ill-tempered, rogue elephants were killing rhinos for sport. The young male elephants’ behavior resulted from a lack of adult supervision.
it actually is, just as fucking awesome as it sounds. especially when the ungodly HOT ° weather has kept you pretty much sequestered indoors for fear of having your skin MELT RIGHT OFF or BAKE ONTO YOUR BONES.
awesome.