i don’t want to leave my daddy & my brother alone…
but i want to go home, even if it means dealing with the unholy humidity of a new england summer.
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when there is absolutely nothing whatsoever to watch on television, and you can’t go frolicking outside cuz rattlers are on the loose and killing the neighbor’s dogs, and everything fucking closes at 10 fucking p.m. what do you do?
watch killer elephants on animal planet, duh!
When park rhinoceros in South Africa began to die, rangers were shocked to learn that ill-tempered, rogue elephants were killing rhinos for sport. The young male elephants’ behavior resulted from a lack of adult supervision.
it actually is, just as fucking awesome as it sounds. especially when the ungodly HOT ° weather has kept you pretty much sequestered indoors for fear of having your skin MELT RIGHT OFF or BAKE ONTO YOUR BONES.
awesome.
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midget 12:02:23 AM: OH
midget 12:02:30 AM: [midget’s boy] did say something that made me think about you
pineapple 12:03:25 AM: buttsex?
midget 12:03:26 AM: we walked outside, and there were two male dogs, doing something i should have never seen two male dogs ever doing… and eric was all ‘yeah, they’re gay… that’s franz, and that’s ferdinand’
pineapple 12:03:34 AM: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pineapple 12:03:36 AM: BUTTSEX!
midget 12:04:15 AM: so i was all ‘have you met my pineapple?’
pineapple 12:04:54 AM: hehehe
pineapple 12:04:57 AM: BUTTSEX
let’s see: a wind/dust storm, a baseball game, dyeing festivities & mission deli. the only thing that could possibly top my day off, is of course, my midget.
i’m beat.
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and it’s like fucking 6 in the morning for me, but i’m totally going to bed right now.
oh endless stretch of colorado highways, how i totally didn’t miss you!
::yawn::
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me: and i hear it’s like in the 100s back home
gravy: indeed. right now I believe here in pueblo it’s a tepid 95
me: i am bringing no pants. i was packing and then turned on weather.com and was like motherfuckers! so hot…bastards. it’s been like 60-70 out here
gravy: well apparently that’s what it’s like when you live next to HUGE FREAKING BODIES OF WATER
me: teh humid crotch. that’s what massachusetts is. the humid crotch of america
gravy: why do we have to live in the bodily folds of america? why?
me: at least we’re not florida. florida is the flaccid wang of the US.
me: america is a hermaphrodite
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hours from now i will be on a plane bound for southeastern bumfuckville, colo.
ay dios mio…
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it’s a damned good thing i decided to take a gander at good ol’ weather.com, yo. i had forgotten what summer is really like, man. it’s a balmy 68° out right now, and maybe going to be a rain 77° tomorrow. it’s been soggy and cool for practically all of june thus far.
whereas in southeastern bumfuckville, colo., the following week is going to look something like this:
Thur. Jun 15: Partly Cloudy – 102°/64°
Fri. Jun 16: Mostly Sunny – 97°/60°
Sat. Jun 17: Mostly Sunny – 98°/60°
Sun. Jun 18 : Mostly Sunny – 97°/59°
Mon. Jun 19: Mostly Sunny – 97°/61°
holy jesustits, man. i really, really had forgotten. tomorrow’s forecast says my hometown is going to bein in the 102° mark. christ on a bike! then again that is a dry heat, which is quite frankly, a heat i can take. and it looks like the super heat spike is going to last while i’m there. breakin’ 100°, man.
looks like i’m not packin’ any pants.
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