seriously, y’all go fuckin’ see pirates of the caribbean. it kicks some serious ass like you wouldn’t believe. aaaannnnndddddd it has an UNDEAD MONKEY in it! freaking awesome!
and quite possibly one of the best parts of the weekend, which it damn well better have been considering how hard i tried to see the damn thing in the first place. and thus, officially i hate all of the following:
- red sox fans
- fenway
- dave matthews band
- fenway
- the sun
- dave matthews band fans
- fenway
fuck them all for trying to ruin my weekend. fuck them so hard.
luckily, the boy is just awesome and today was generally pretty chill. and i even ventured out in the daytime to a barbeque and everything. nice, low-key fun with friends and charred animal flesh. hell yes for meat. oh and even more so, hell yes for the world cup! italy vs. france in a double-overtime knock-down, drag-out brawl with italy coming out victorious. including: HEADBUTTING! seriously, french people, what the hell is the matter with you assholes?
although, assholish or not, seeing a dude get headbutted in the chest is just too unbelievably hilarious.
how can you not love that, i mean…really?
all in all, i can’t complain really. i mean, i guess i could, but i’d rather not bother. also, ong-bak: the warrior is a fucking hilarious and awesome movie. whereas hostel was not at all impressive or interesting and why in fuck’s name do japanese girls have spooge that shoots out of their eyeballs?!?!?! WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!
cuz that’s just wrong.
