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category : blahblahblah, movies
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seriously, y’all go fuckin’ see pirates of the caribbean. it kicks some serious ass like you wouldn’t believe. aaaannnnndddddd it has an UNDEAD MONKEY in it! freaking awesome!
and quite possibly one of the best parts of the weekend, which it damn well better have been considering how hard i tried to see the damn thing in the first place. and thus, officially i hate all of the following:
- red sox fans
- fenway
- dave matthews band
- fenway
- the sun
- dave matthews band fans
- fenway
fuck them all for trying to ruin my weekend. fuck them so hard.
luckily, the boy is just awesome and today was generally pretty chill. and i even ventured out in the daytime to a barbeque and everything. nice, low-key fun with friends and charred animal flesh. hell yes for meat. oh and even more so, hell yes for the world cup! italy vs. france in a double-overtime knock-down, drag-out brawl with italy coming out victorious. including: HEADBUTTING! seriously, french people, what the hell is the matter with you assholes?
although, assholish or not, seeing a dude get headbutted in the chest is just too unbelievably hilarious.
how can you not love that, i mean…really?
all in all, i can’t complain really. i mean, i guess i could, but i’d rather not bother. also, ong-bak: the warrior is a fucking hilarious and awesome movie. whereas hostel was not at all impressive or interesting and why in fuck’s name do japanese girls have spooge that shoots out of their eyeballs?!?!?! WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!
cuz that’s just wrong.
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dear self,
please do NOT watch mc hammer’s new music videos before you go to bed, it is just not a smart idea. even if you’re trying to cheer up your beloved faithy by giving her a brain embolism….bad.idea.jeans.
which are no where near as bad as parachute pants….but still.
please, think of the nightmares. and the pants!
love,
me
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category : bitchery
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i require insurance! i require assurance!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!
i’ve tried random online insurance quoting places, liberty mutual (who never picks up the god damned phone!), AAA and others. all the time i get some contact info and a quote that means precious little to me, i can’t get through to anyone. it’s fucking frustrating as all hell.
all i want is for my spiffy lil car to be insured so i can register with this godforsaken state and get it all overwith. but nooooo…that’s apparently too much to ask for.
dicks on sticks, yo. dicks on fucking sticks.
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category : wrath
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i don’t want children. i’ve never wanted children, and i do not forsee any set of circumstances in which i will be insane enough to desire offspring. people don’t understand this, they don’t relate, and they criticize left and right. i dislike people for many of these reasons — though there are plenty of others that come into play, certainly.
it’s ridiculous how something so personal and private can be open to public ridicule & scrutiny. do people even realize how insanely overpopulated the world is? do they? i should be left alone for not wanting to contribute to the general overpopulation, for christ’s sake. or at least not badgered. besides, what the fuck does it matter to basically casual acquaintances whether or not i want another creature to feed off of my innards for damn near a year and then burst free in an exceptionally violent & bloody manner before feeding off of the rest of my resources for life? seriously…how is that anyone’s business?
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best discovery all day?
mc fucking hammer has a blog. i shit you not.
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