i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

so…you can’t even bring anything in a remotely liquid, gel or cream form. even if it’s water for medication or contact solution for achy eyes or any shit like that. and yet…THIS happens.

way to go england, seriously! bravo! (yo, blair!!!!)

i have to say, i’m highly amused. and the kid that managed to get onto the plane, rock on! it would only be better if he snuck on there with a pantload of snakes!!!

i mean, i pay a shitload to fly, so the fact that this kid did it without tickets or anything is pretty impressive.

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“i can only come in babies!”
at 11:48 am

category : teh wurld, whatnot

i think, actually, the only babies i tolerate are spectacularly deformed babies. you know, the babies that are conjoined or with extra limbs or even better: flippers!!! i’m totally all about the flipper babies, actually.

this should be further proof that i should never, never ever breed because i would either a.) do everything in my power to have a spawnling of insanely awesome freak-show quality deformity or b.) eat it when it turns out to not have a unicorn-style horn or a third limb.

never, ever breed.

but things born with two heads kick ass.

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i am spoiled for public transit
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two days of driving my car to work and now…now, the endless waiting for the 64 in the morning ON TOP of the god-damned construction work on n. harvard ave!?!?!?

oh noes…subway & bus lines, how my hatred of thee has grown.

not even parking tickets are as much as an inconvenience as the MBTA.

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so much for airline security

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

CNN.com – Boy, 12, evades security clampdown – Aug 16, 2006 so…you can’t even bring anything in a remotely liquid, gel or cream form. even if it’s water for medication or contact solution for achy eyes or any shit like that. and yet…THIS happens. way to go england, seriously! bravo! (yo, blair!!!!) i have to […]

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“i can only come in babies!”

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

i think, actually, the only babies i tolerate are spectacularly deformed babies. you know, the babies that are conjoined or with extra limbs or even better: flippers!!! i’m totally all about the flipper babies, actually. this should be further proof that i should never, never ever breed because i would either a.) do everything in […]

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i am spoiled for public transit

Wednesday, August 16th, 2006

two days of driving my car to work and now…now, the endless waiting for the 64 in the morning ON TOP of the god-damned construction work on n. harvard ave!?!?!? oh noes…subway & bus lines, how my hatred of thee has grown. not even parking tickets are as much as an inconvenience as the MBTA.

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