i have the cape. i make the fucking whoosh noises!

b.l.o.g.

ay dios i am going so blind it’s not even funny. i can’t remember the last time my eyes were this bad but right now it’s really fucking bad.

and i’m totally not able to do anything about it for at least a month or so. fuckies. so…i shall squint and strain and hope my eyemeats don’t just burn out of my head or something.

in other news, however, it is fucking fantastically gorgeous outside. so lovely & spiffy. and i totally bought a wok today and am going to make teh drunken noodles version 2.0 totally revamped.

wooo.

you know, that is, assuming i can actually see to cook.

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gnarls barkley setlist
8.12.06 at 5:45 pm

category : blahblahblah

still..i would probably only eat 4 out of 5 of the babies i would have with cee-lo.

We are the Champions (Queen) INTRO
Who Cares
Boogie Monster
Just a Thought
St Elsewhere
There’s an End (cover)
Gone Daddy Gone
Feng Shui
Last Time
Necromancer
Who Scared You (the doors cover)
Crazy
——–
Encores:
Transformer
Storm Coming
Smiley Faces

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vacation rules
at 10:36 am

category : glee, music

i can’t really remember the last time i had one but i have to say, this kicked ass.

more importantly, cee-lo green is my baby daddy:

i would have about 5 of his babies and totally would only eat 4 of them, he’s that awesome. gnarls barkley fucking rocked so hardcore last night i’m still full of eargasmic glee over the whole thing. fuck yes.

and other than that…i saw lots of porn, spent some QT with the gravy and we shot off fireworks.

life is somewhat spiffy right now.

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damn you johnnie walker!
8.9.06 at 8:35 am

category : glee

damn you to the fiery pits of hell!

damn you thrice!

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down with kansas!
8.8.06 at 2:45 am

category : blahblahblah

that’s all i can think right now.

mere days later, and we’re all in one piece after The Road Trip.

::yawn::

i go die now…

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i’m free!!! i’m free!!! i’m free!!!
8.2.06 at 6:16 pm

category : daily grind, glee

today, boys & girls, was my last LAST last day at job #1 and i couldn’t be more thrilled if you gave me a thousand raspberry popsicles and an apartment with central air!

…well, that’s not entirely true. considering how new england is hotter than a rotted crotch right now, i’d probably sell my soul for central air.

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.

but, finally breaking free of the oppressing shackles of government-affiliated employment feels goooooood. i think i even did a little dance. in fact, i’m sure i did. maniacal glee followed my last trip past security out of the lobby. and it was like a huge, menacing weight was lifted off my shoulders.

woo hoo.

now, if i could manage to find the time to pack tonight…

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every once in a while
8.1.06 at 7:54 pm

category : bitchery

i am ashamed to be female.

it’s shit like this “how to land a rich man” bullshit that makes bitchez look all crazy and retarded. i mean, jesus h. cracksmoking christ on a bike. how can anyone be expected to be taken seriously, or at least for what they’re worth when they support, endorse & implement such retardation?

i don’t know what the male equivalent of a “rich husband” is…but any dudes that would subscribe to such tard beliefs are equally asinine and should be sterilized to save the gene pool from further contamination. just like all the dumb, gold-diggin’ bitchez out there.

jeez.

i need to start a people-free, all-monkey commune…

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d.u.m.p.s.t.e.r.

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squinty mcsquint

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

ay dios i am going so blind it’s not even funny. i can’t remember the last time my eyes were this bad but right now it’s really fucking bad. and i’m totally not able to do anything about it for at least a month or so. fuckies. so…i shall squint and strain and hope my […]

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gnarls barkley setlist

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

still..i would probably only eat 4 out of 5 of the babies i would have with cee-lo. We are the Champions (Queen) INTRO Who Cares Boogie Monster Just a Thought St Elsewhere There’s an End (cover) Gone Daddy Gone Feng Shui Last Time Necromancer Who Scared You (the doors cover) Crazy ——– Encores: Transformer Storm […]

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vacation rules

Saturday, August 12th, 2006

i can’t really remember the last time i had one but i have to say, this kicked ass. more importantly, cee-lo green is my baby daddy: i would have about 5 of his babies and totally would only eat 4 of them, he’s that awesome. gnarls barkley fucking rocked so hardcore last night i’m still […]

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damn you johnnie walker!

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

damn you to the fiery pits of hell! damn you thrice!

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down with kansas!

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

that’s all i can think right now. mere days later, and we’re all in one piece after The Road Trip. ::yawn:: i go die now…

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i’m free!!! i’m free!!! i’m free!!!

Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006

today, boys & girls, was my last LAST last day at job #1 and i couldn’t be more thrilled if you gave me a thousand raspberry popsicles and an apartment with central air! …well, that’s not entirely true. considering how new england is hotter than a rotted crotch right now, i’d probably sell my soul […]

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every once in a while

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

i am ashamed to be female. it’s shit like this “how to land a rich man” bullshit that makes bitchez look all crazy and retarded. i mean, jesus h. cracksmoking christ on a bike. how can anyone be expected to be taken seriously, or at least for what they’re worth when they support, endorse & […]

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